ouch it was an iron bar.......
i went to bed......
suddenly there was a tap at the door...
strange place for a tap.....
so i opened the door in my pyjamas.....
strange place for a door......
i looked out the window........a tall blonde smiled at me
she must have been tall i was on the eighth floor....
she rolled her eyes at me.....
i picked them up and rolled them back......
id had enough of this and i ran downstairs, i said "waiter call me a cab"
the waiter said " mister your a cab"
i cant bear any more merry christmas
2006-12-25 11:13:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-25 19:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I've just had a visitation by the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield! I wonder if Don Rickles or Shecky Green or Slappy White is next? What have I done to be haunted this way? Not laughed enough?
2006-12-25 19:20:18 · answer #2 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I first started to read this, I started taking my clothes off. Then as I read more, I took off more
Finally, at the end, I had all my clothes off..
and like you, I just can't bare any more...
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
2006-12-25 20:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
With a dead tiger under his arm and dropped it on the floor. The barman says "Oi! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The man says "It's not a lion, it's a tiger!"
2006-12-25 19:24:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dry Day
2006-12-26 00:04:28 · answer #5 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dry
2006-12-25 19:18:55 · answer #6 · answered by glacier 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need that door in your pyjamas.
2006-12-25 19:30:22 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good, merry christmas to you aswell.
2006-12-25 20:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by ShayMonYou 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i liked that one haha
2006-12-25 19:19:34 · answer #9 · answered by jo w 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm loving your pain at telling it
2006-12-25 19:27:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋