A Grasshopper walks into a bar.?

Question

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down, the bartender says to him you know we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper replied Jimmy?

Answer 1

-A termite walks into a bar and says, "is the bar tender here?"

-Two hamburgers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry we don't serve food here."

-A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm and says, "I'll have a beer and one for the road."

-A guy walks into a bar and orders a double scotch, bourbon on the rocks and a triple martini. He says to the bartender, " I shouldn't be drinking this with what I've got." The bartender asks, "What've you got?" The guy says, "Thirty cents."

Answer 2

A neutron walks into a bars and asks "how much for a beer?" and the bartender says "For you no charge".
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar and the bartender says "What is this . . .some kinda joke?"

Answer 3

Everyone knows grasshoppers can't walk.

Answer 4

a rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks him "Aren't you a rope?"
The rope answers " 'frayed knot."

Answer 5

i've got in no way heard of a grass hopper named Harold who's Harold tell me who's Harold i choose for to be attentive to who this Harold is tell me now who's Harold Harold you B@stard what have you ever finished to the grasshopper Dam you Harold

Answer 6

A guy walks into a bar and says "Ow, that hurt."

Answer 7

A seal walks into a club...

Answer 8

That's cool.

Answer 9

HA HA

Answer 10

that is so NOTTT a funny joke