Entertainment & Music - 20 December 2006

A) The return of Jesus only to find out that eating lettuce is a cardinal sin (who knew?) and that you will burn in hell and eat adorable kitten poo for all eternity...
B) 100 Slobbering Clowns walking towards you while eyeing your genitals
C) Running from an angry, hungry lion while only wearing one rollerskate...he is angry because you just kicked him (or her...take your pick) in the ribs on a dare.
D) The singer, Meatloaf, dancing nude (SICK!!) with a Koala Bear (Awwwww...)
E) George Bush declaring a dictatorship and ruling forever and ever

2006-12-20 08:17:03 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ludacris's song "Runaway love"? Thanks! I will give 5 points to howevr gives me it first.

2006-12-20 08:17:01 · 6 answers · asked by Jessica P 1 in Music

Because Mad Cow disease was already taken.

2006-12-20 08:16:58 · 9 answers · asked by Ryan R 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-20 08:16:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want a job where i can make MILLIONS for doing something I LOVE. Oh yeah, I want to be able to punch someone in the face @ work & not get fired.
So, back to my question
Do I have to join the NBA to get these privledges?

2006-12-20 08:16:20 · 3 answers · asked by DaDirtySouth 5 in Polls & Surveys

do you like the fratellis? i think there great am i on my own?? whistle for the choir is the record of th decade so far for me anyway.

2006-12-20 08:16:08 · 16 answers · asked by Deano™ 7 in Music

I'm doing a language project, and I need a color that starts with the letter Z. Best answer gets voted for.

- Thanks

2006-12-20 08:15:37 · 21 answers · asked by A Cherry Sno Cone 2 in Polls & Surveys

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One says to the other....
"Hey.....can you smell fish?"

2006-12-20 08:15:17 · 2 answers · asked by minitheminx65 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Hilary Duff is a celebrity also Joel Madden!

2006-12-20 08:14:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Did you get that sumptuous waste feeling, or just a bunch of paper cuts?

2006-12-20 08:14:32 · 5 answers · asked by Johnny Corndrink 3 in Polls & Surveys

...if you were butt-ugly, had bad teeth, a red blotchy face, a hump that caused you to walk with your shoulders gathered upto your neck, and took 'baby' steps because your gut was so fat.

Would you lie...in the hope you could get someone to love you.

Im doing a Survey

2006-12-20 08:14:23 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you were the new person in charge of the monster raving looney party and had to invite new funny laws, what would you choose?

2006-12-20 08:14:13 · 6 answers · asked by Mr looking for answers 2 in Comics & Animation

Everytime i go to this club i always hear this song and it goes a lil like this: I AINT HAD SEX IN A LONG TIME, I AINT HAD SEX IN A LONG TIME. Yea dats all I know?

2006-12-20 08:13:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

who hatd christmas more:
scrooge, or the grinch?

2006-12-20 08:13:42 · 8 answers · asked by biodegradable insane asylum 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 08:13:31 · 15 answers · asked by rocktgrl107 2 in Horoscopes

THERE IS ALL THIS COMOTION ABOUT STAR JONES,THAT SHE WAS FIRED, WHY WAS SHE FIRED IN THE FIRST PLACE?

2006-12-20 08:13:17 · 10 answers · asked by yessica_g_99 1 in Celebrities

A woman meets a dwarf at a party and ends up taking him home. " so what's it going to be like making love to a midget?" she asks. dwarf replies, " just strip, lie back, spread your legs and close your eyes". she does as he asks in then she feels something huge pushing into her and has mulitple orgasms. " my god, thats the best sex i've ever had" she cries. " dwarf says," if you thought that was good just wait til i get the other leg in there".

2006-12-20 08:13:10 · 18 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I have loved that house

2006-12-20 08:12:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I guess i was 3 . i said "when i grow up, i wanna be a robber" they still talk about it to this day.

2006-12-20 08:12:02 · 26 answers · asked by aligrespeq 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 08:12:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'd like producers to think it's a good idea to integrate colors and ideas... why can he olny be a white man??...

2006-12-20 08:11:42 · 27 answers · asked by carola 2 in Celebrities

BUSHWACKER

2006-12-20 08:10:45 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It says something along the lines of "that's another whopper / I can't tell the future but I know that whoever I am, and whoever you are, you made it alright to be me"

2006-12-20 08:10:37 · 2 answers · asked by Ham 2 in Celebrities

1. Is there anywhere to download the episodes or songs?
2. Are they coming out on DVD?
3. Does anyone know the guitar chords to the theme tune

2006-12-20 08:10:23 · 4 answers · asked by dr_emmett_l_brown1885 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-20 08:10:08 · 6 answers · asked by DDT 2 in Television

So we've all heard people talk about celebrities being gay. They've said, Tom Cruise, Richard Geer, Clay Aiken, Ricky Martin, John Travolta, Robin Williams and so many more. Do you know who is really gay? Do you know of any others?

2006-12-20 08:09:53 · 24 answers · asked by mbon:) 1 in Celebrities

The 1st person to guess right gets 10 pts!!

2006-12-20 08:09:50 · 21 answers · asked by ET Dude 3 in Jokes & Riddles

lyke wen its in tha part of tha song and u wanna stop in and add anotha part to it. how du u du that??

2006-12-20 08:09:35 · 4 answers · asked by ♥BeAnToWnZ FyNeSt♥ 2 in Music

2006-12-20 08:09:29 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-20 08:09:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys