A woman meets a dwarf at a party and ends up taking him home. " so what's it going to be like making love to a midget?" she asks. dwarf replies, " just strip, lie back, spread your legs and close your eyes". she does as he asks in then she feels something huge pushing into her and has mulitple orgasms. " my god, thats the best sex i've ever had" she cries. " dwarf says," if you thought that was good just wait til i get the other leg in there".
2006-12-20 08:13:10 · 18 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was awesome.... super funny.
2006-12-20 08:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, he maybe a dwarf but he has a big head, many men I know like to think of their penis as a third leg, dirty little umpalumpa tshhh.
2006-12-20 11:16:25 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, very good. I thought you were going to talk about willies. Mine not be very big but it can fill a pram.
2006-12-20 08:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh yeah. Size does matter but this story is kind of sick.
2006-12-20 08:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww....that was kinda creepy! lol ....but I thought dwarfs were usually well hung...that they could use their thingys as kick-stands...that their nickname was tri-pod...lol
2006-12-20 08:17:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I can picture the scene, stood up to his knees in fanny, jamie little sod. lol lol
2006-12-20 09:21:44 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-12-20 08:52:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWWWW!! LOL!! LMAO !! AHHHHHHHHH can't decided whether to laugh or cringe!!
2006-12-20 08:21:00 · answer #8 · answered by zanoshi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah thats sick
2006-12-20 08:37:42 · answer #9 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-12-20 08:22:54 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋