Entertainment & Music - 18 December 2006

I would go with:

-McDonald's french fries
-Slim Jims
-Del Taco crunchy tacos
-Taco Bell chicken quesadilla
-Rice Krispy Treats

2006-12-18 16:49:01 · 32 answers · asked by Doyle Hargraves 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 16:48:15 · 25 answers · asked by LadyRebecca 6 in Polls & Surveys

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up , putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."



"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles

2006-12-18 16:47:44 · 5 answers · asked by rudee 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I have windows 98 and nero. My computer won't play dvds. What can I do?

2006-12-18 16:46:39 · 1 answers · asked by ckgene 4 in Music

Are Libra's & Pisces compatible?
ok. My birthday is October 23rd. I have been told that I am libra. Some say I'm a scorpio. I believe I'm a libra because the horoscopes fit me exact. Unlike scorpio. So anyway are Libra's & Pisces compatible?

2006-12-18 16:46:13 · 6 answers · asked by an14341991 2 in Horoscopes

they are really good.i cant beleave i never heard of them.do you like them?

2006-12-18 16:46:01 · 13 answers · asked by bassetluv 4 in Music

2006-12-18 16:45:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

what would you do if you suspected or knew this had happened?!?

2006-12-18 16:45:51 · 22 answers · asked by chinacat 3 in Polls & Surveys

A cowboy steps in to a saloon, and says to the bartender "A double whiskey for my horse."

"And for you?" the bartender asks.

"Nothing, I'm driving."

2006-12-18 16:45:42 · 10 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Sumtyms wen u cry,no 1 sees ur tears. Wen ur worid, no 1 sees ur pains. Wen ur happy, no 1 sees ur smyl. But try to fart, n you'll have the eyes of everyone.

2006-12-18 16:45:25 · 3 answers · asked by gen 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-18 16:45:24 · 8 answers · asked by --------------- 2 in Television

2006-12-18 16:45:01 · 3 answers · asked by Djibouti 4 in Movies

Here is my list. let me know what you think and if you know any more good ones. I try to get many different genres in here.
(in no particular order)
Far Away-Nickelback
Here Without You-Three Doors Down
She Will be Loved-Maroon 5
Dear Jamie-HelloGoodbye
Gifts and Curses-YellowCard
The Reason-Hoobastank
The Calling-Wherever You Will Go
100 Years-Five For Fighting
Here is Gone-Goo Goo Dolls
Slide-Goo Goo Dolls
Name-Goo Goo Dolls
Lips of an Angel-Hinder
Wherever You Are-Jack Ingram
Everytime I Hear Your Name-Keith Anderson
Beautiful-James Blunt
Drops of Jupiter-Train
You and Me-Lifehouse
Amazed-Lonestar
I'm Already There-Lonestar
Last Day of My Life-Phil Vassar
What Hurts the Most-Rascal Flatts
Ever The Same-Rob Thomas
Hallelujah-Rufus Wainwright
Chasing Cars-Snow Patrol
Forever-Vertical Horizon
One Headlight-The Wallflowers
Emerson Drive-Fall Into Me

2006-12-18 16:44:27 · 12 answers · asked by Kevin P 2 in Music

it is japan anime

2006-12-18 16:43:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Why?

2006-12-18 16:43:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I'm a 8 1/2... you?

2006-12-18 16:43:29 · 55 answers · asked by Goldylocks 5 in Polls & Surveys

whitch do u like the most i like both and my girl likes both ... Green day was inspired by the ramones the ramones have opened new door for so many bands .. but i still like green day , the ramones we famous but it took a while for there dream so support other bands.. most of the bands they inspired became BIG .. greend day in my OP didn't led alot of doors as the ramones .. but if you look at both of there past the barly went throw the same in my OP .. but if you HAD to decide whitch one will u pick

2006-12-18 16:43:00 · 14 answers · asked by Desmond 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 16:42:22 · 12 answers · asked by [ΦΘΚ] ﮎl4CK3R 2 in Polls & Surveys

who has more money snoop dogg or sean diddy combs

2006-12-18 16:42:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Any tips?

2006-12-18 16:41:35 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

white christmas is a movie

2006-12-18 16:41:32 · 3 answers · asked by Rafael N 1 in Movies

They say texting while walking is stupid, and texting while driving is more stupid, but if u don't have txtmates, ur d most stupid. So text me please!

2006-12-18 16:41:18 · 3 answers · asked by gen 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What kind of things do you put down it???

2006-12-18 16:41:05 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 16:41:03 · 10 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 16:40:49 · 25 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 16:40:42 · 10 answers · asked by swelljosie 2 in Music

2006-12-18 16:40:26 · 13 answers · asked by mike m 1 in Movies

"The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist."

2006-12-18 16:40:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-18 16:40:10 · 13 answers · asked by done 4 in Polls & Surveys

Figuratively speaking of course. I'm a married man.

2006-12-18 16:39:24 · 24 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys