take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes so badly, but was very upset with the high prices the local stores were asking.
After gettin' very upset with the "no change in prices" attitude of 1 of the clerks, the blonde shouted, "Well then, I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, and get a pair of shoes for free!"The clerk said with a sly, knowing smile, "Go ahead lady,give it a try!" The blonde headed out 2 the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.Later in the day, the clerk is driving home,and he pulls over 2 the side of the road where he sees the same blonde standing waist deep in murky bayou water,shotgun in hand.Then, he sees a 9-foot gator swimming toward her.Very quickly, she aims, kills the gator and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.Nearby were 7 more of them lying on their backs.The clerk stood on the bank in awe as the blonde struggles 2 git the gator onto its back.Then she looks up and cries in anguish"D***IT...THIS ONES BAREFOOT TOO!"
2006-12-18
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