Entertainment & Music - 15 December 2006

he is a very renowned hindi film director

2006-12-15 04:29:17 · 6 answers · asked by PETER A 1 in Movies

Yes, the really stupid cheesy song, I need it for work!!

2006-12-15 04:29:08 · 9 answers · asked by fr3aky_lb 3 in Music

Stupid bunny, videos are for adults

2006-12-15 04:27:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." Then he said, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

The blonde replied, "Today and tomorrow."

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" asked the sheriff.

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" said the sheriff.

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! My first day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one was a brunette, and one was a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.

Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".
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Norman and his blonde wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a jigsaw puzzle.

She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.
''Honey," said her husband,
"Put the Kellog's Frosted Flakes back in the box!''
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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over.

The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."

2006-12-15 04:27:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And how would the new song go?

2006-12-15 04:26:50 · 9 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

It is a Christmas movie and John Lithgow plays a bad elf. I know that Santa goes to the city and there is something in the movie about a "puce" coloured sucker lol. I just can't recall the name of it. I believe it came out in the mid to late 80's....??

2006-12-15 04:26:46 · 9 answers · asked by thoughts_in_a_blender 2 in Movies

I think its called Wendy or WIndy, which is it and who sings it??? ""Who's sweeping down the street of the city, smiling at everybody she see, Who's sweeping down the steets of the city or (stairway) Everyone knows its Wendy. And Wendy has stormy eyes and Wendy has wings to fly up above the clouds"

2006-12-15 04:26:44 · 7 answers · asked by Chad 7 in Music

Why in the hell is my Hot Pocket always cold in the middle?

2006-12-15 04:26:08 · 24 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-15 04:25:49 · 19 answers · asked by toolate 3 in Polls & Surveys

album name is "between earth and heaven"

2006-12-15 04:25:45 · 8 answers · asked by ontheblossom 1 in Music

Consider how words rely on each other for rhyme, rhythm, melody, inflection and everything else about language. Also, keep in mind how music can complement the beautiful words.

2006-12-15 04:25:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two friends were in a bar drinking beer, when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," his friend replied, reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10-inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?"
"Yes, he's right here in my pocket."
"Could I see him?"
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie. The friend said to the genie, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?" "Yes I will," the genie said. The man asks him for a million fivers. The genie hops back into his master's pocket and leaves the man standing there, waiting for his million fivers. Soon, a man in a frogsuit walks into the bar, followed by another, then another, then another. Before long the entire bar has divers everywhere. The friend tells his buddy, "What is going on here, I asked for a million fivers, not divers!" He answers, "I forgot to tell you, the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?”

2006-12-15 04:25:23 · 36 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-15 04:25:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-15 04:25:17 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

When Mcauley Culkin is in front of the mirror putting the aftershave on?

2006-12-15 04:24:59 · 9 answers · asked by Sid S 1 in Movies

2006-12-15 04:24:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-12-15 04:23:58 · 16 answers · asked by wwe fanatic 2 in Celebrities

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2006-12-15 04:23:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-15 04:22:46 · 5 answers · asked by bubbamollie02 1 in Music

2006-12-15 04:22:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-15 04:22:44 · 12 answers · asked by mattJ 3 in Television

Why?

2006-12-15 04:22:33 · 7 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

you know what I'm saying???

2006-12-15 04:22:15 · 24 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-15 04:22:05 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When I say on tour, I mean just to hang out and see what life on the road is like. Plus, spend time with your favorite band. I think I would go on the Music As A Weapon Tour..

2006-12-15 04:22:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok, so my grandmother is on television every day at the local news station. She met Billy Ray a long time ago and almost everybody exept my cousin,brother, and me have met someone famous and I want to be like them. PLEASE!!!!

2006-12-15 04:21:35 · 11 answers · asked by HeYyAlL 1 in Celebrities

judging just by this pic

2006-12-15 04:21:33 · 12 answers · asked by your_name_here 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-15 04:21:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-12-15 04:20:37 · 39 answers · asked by krispykreme335 2 in Celebrities

anyone know?

2006-12-15 04:20:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music