Two friends were in a bar drinking beer, when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," his friend replied, reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10-inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?"
"Yes, he's right here in my pocket."
"Could I see him?"
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie. The friend said to the genie, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?" "Yes I will," the genie said. The man asks him for a million fivers. The genie hops back into his master's pocket and leaves the man standing there, waiting for his million fivers. Soon, a man in a frogsuit walks into the bar, followed by another, then another, then another. Before long the entire bar has divers everywhere. The friend tells his buddy, "What is going on here, I asked for a million fivers, not divers!" He answers, "I forgot to tell you, the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?”
2006-12-15 04:25:23 · 36 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA
HILARIOUS!!!
2006-12-15 04:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by HardCore 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 09:40:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a brilliant joke 10/10
2006-12-15 04:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, lets have one on the ladies this time.
2006-12-15 05:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by Eddie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-15 05:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny keep more coming
2006-12-15 04:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by katie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That s h i t was funny, thats something I have to tell to my boyfriend. He's gonna love it.
2006-12-15 04:50:25 · answer #7 · answered by rnikkiwilson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2006-12-15 04:30:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hope I can remember that to tell at my works Xmas party !
2006-12-15 04:34:09 · answer #9 · answered by Jean M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great.
He could have had a 12" pianist.
2006-12-15 04:30:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes! This one is TOO GOOD. Thanks, Mate! You made my night.
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
A Wickedly Happy Christmas to all!
2006-12-15 06:14:28 · answer #11 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋