And how would the new song go?
2006-12-15 04:26:50 · 9 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A squirrell,
Rudloph the Bushy Gray Fat squirrell
had a very bushy tail...
2006-12-15 04:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by ihave5katz 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rudolph the Red Nosed drunken bum.
you see they made the right choice with the reindeer.
2006-12-15 04:30:17 · answer #2 · answered by Zippy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like if the government was given everything to make a reindeer, by the time it went through committee, and paid consultants, design, engineering, and impact tests, he would have come out like WC Fields, with no means to reproduce for lack of balls.
2006-12-15 04:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-15 04:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He is actually a White tail deer
2006-12-15 04:28:19 · answer #5 · answered by HA HA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a laser light pointer
2006-12-15 04:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd probably be a Liger.
2006-12-15 04:30:33 · answer #7 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A sperm whale
2006-12-15 04:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by singa_dude 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
santa is real!!!!!!! noooooo its okay santa... he really believes in you
2006-12-15 04:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by I think... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋