Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2006

2006-12-13 06:37:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am having a video made and need a good song about a child growing up. Something soft and sweet and happy. Just something about growing up. Please help.

2006-12-13 06:36:55 · 17 answers · asked by please help 1 in Music

Please answer all of the questions.
1. Who is your favorite Looney Tunes character?
2. Which do you prefer on your sandwich? Mayonnaise or miracle Whip.
3. What is your favorite sandwich? And what are all the yummy toppings that you pile on it?
4. Favorite perfume(girls)/cologne(guys)?
5. Favorite cop movie?
6. Favorite candy bar?
7. Favorite Sci-Fi movie?
8. What is that website that you always go to where you can have fun for hours? Not Yahoo Answers!
9. Have you ever fallen out of a tree? If yes, tell me the story.
10. What is your age and gender?
Thank you.

2006-12-13 06:36:41 · 20 answers · asked by honeysuckle 3 in Polls & Surveys

An airplane is about to crash. A woman who is hysterical with fear jumps out of her seat and says, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman! Is there anyone man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman?" She then takes off all of her clothes.

Suddenly, a man sitting at the back of the plane stands up and takes of his shirt and says, "Here. Iron this!"

2006-12-13 06:36:15 · 23 answers · asked by Breaking hearts since 1977 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I can't even pick one.
I love them all.
It's kind of ridiculous, actually.

2006-12-13 06:36:00 · 17 answers · asked by DiphallusTyranus 3 in Music

An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, “Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?”

She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”

Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed.

The young woman, waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, “I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments.”

The cunning guy now yells loudly, “What do you mean by $500?”

2006-12-13 06:35:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout.

Time was when, of its own accords, from my trousers it would spring.

but now I have a full time job, just to find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.

For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.

But now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its withered head, and watch me tie my shoes.

2006-12-13 06:35:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 06:35:23 · 16 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 2 in Polls & Surveys

why is my perverted friend paul such an @$$ to me? he is so stupid and dumb and has no feelings for anything. why is that?

2006-12-13 06:35:15 · 14 answers · asked by emo girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

Was there a bathroom on the Death Star? Jabba's palace? Ewok's village? Millenium Falcon? Anywhere? Did the force have something to do with this?

2006-12-13 06:35:03 · 4 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Polls & Surveys

Ok I know the song is like a pop song or rock, and I think its Michelle branch but I'm not sure but at the beginning it goes

Old man just turn 98
Won the Lottery
and died the next day
Isn't it Arronic

sorry but thats all I remember about it I really would like to know. Thanks if you can help me.

2006-12-13 06:34:18 · 29 answers · asked by eclipsefreak 4 in Music

2006-12-13 06:33:54 · 12 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Television

Any knows whether Ice Q working on sequel to Friday After Next??
I loved all Fridays....I don't know why they are not making more sequels.

2006-12-13 06:33:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Get a life
that's a stupid question
why do u care
you're an idiot
thanx for the 2 points

did u fell better about yourself?
did u realize u weren't contributing anything of use to the world ?

2006-12-13 06:33:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Women are complex creatures…..
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t , you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short :
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful……….WOMEN !……..

2006-12-13 06:33:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I wanna make a cool cd...
please help me out...
Thanks!

2006-12-13 06:32:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Hey, I'm 16 and I need suggesstions on a movie to take my girlfried to on Friday

2006-12-13 06:32:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-13 06:31:42 · 23 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 2 in Polls & Surveys

im not

2006-12-13 06:31:22 · 4 answers · asked by David N 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-13 06:31:18 · 8 answers · asked by DJ C 4 in Polls & Surveys

The song "desperado" by The eagles........What is it all about?I have my own rough idea but need different points of view to go by.

2006-12-13 06:31:06 · 5 answers · asked by snuffylover4 2 in Music

2006-12-13 06:30:59 · 16 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 06:30:49 · 17 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Celebrities

2006-12-13 06:30:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Dear Darling Son and That Person You Married:
Merry Christmas to you and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering that I can't breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your ailing mother. I've sent along my last ten dollars in this card, which I hope you'll spend on my grandchildren. God knows their mother never buys them anything nice. They look so thin in their pictures, poor babies.
Thank you so much for the Christmas flowers, dear boy. I put them in the freezer so they'll stay fresh for my grave. Which reminds me -- we buried Grandma last week. I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning for a good funeral so Aunt Viola and I dug her up and had the services all over again. I would have invited you but I know that woman you live with would have never let you come. I bet she's never even watched that videotape of my hemorrhoid surgery, has she?
Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now. I lost my cane beating off muggers last week, but don't you worry about me. I'm also getting used to the cold since they turned my heat off and am grateful because the frost on my bed numbs the constant pain. Now don't you even think about sending any more money because I know you need it for those expensive family vacations you take every year. Give my love to my darling grandbabies and my regards to whatever-her-name-is -- the one with the black roots who stole you screaming from my bosom.
Merry Christmas.
Love, Mom

2006-12-13 06:30:04 · 16 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

tom cruse is a cancer
nicole kdman is a gemini
they last for more then 10 years together

i try to compare things with her people sign and i saw some signs who were better match and their realtionship didn't even last 1 year not even more then 5 years.
it not only celebs, normal people too.

i mean relationship can work any other ways right.

2006-12-13 06:29:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Q. What do men and mascara have in common?
A. They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Q. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

2006-12-13 06:29:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and her boyfriend always makes plans with her and then finds some excuse why he has to see his ex.. and it makes me miserable. i mean her lol.. what should she do?

2006-12-13 06:29:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if yes, explain.

2006-12-13 06:29:10 · 14 answers · asked by Jesse James 2 in Polls & Surveys

"I need a few nice wedding songs" not the usual, songs.

2006-12-13 06:28:59 · 6 answers · asked by twilliams310 1 in Music