My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout.
Time was when, of its own accords, from my trousers it would spring.
but now I have a full time job, just to find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.
For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.
But now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its withered head, and watch me tie my shoes.
2006-12-13 06:35:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Blimey, thats a bit depressing, if that's all I've got to look forward to I think I'll open that expensive boubon I was saving for Christmas.
2006-12-13 06:41:18 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-13 14:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by allears 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny
2006-12-13 14:39:42 · answer #3 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny, are we talking about an old man?
It would be more funny in short story form, it's too poetic to really get a laugh out of it. it is good, though.
2006-12-13 14:39:02 · answer #4 · answered by honeysuckle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now I feel sad... as I coast towards old(er) age... you have given me something to really not look forward to :) But I enjoyed your poem!
2006-12-13 14:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by Boring Old Fart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Although my husband might think its depressing.
2006-12-13 14:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by ironica7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2006-12-13 14:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ purrlvr ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty freakin' funny!
2006-12-13 14:55:28 · answer #8 · answered by La Chula 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funnie!
2006-12-13 14:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha love it...it has a slight sad edge to it too though
2006-12-13 14:38:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋