Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q. What do men and mascara have in common?
A. They both run at the first sign of emotion.
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
2006-12-13 06:29:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, but it sounds like you touched a few nerves with that lol.
2006-12-13 06:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by heaven o 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What does wife stand for? Working Ironing F***ing Etc.
Why do brides wear white? All household appliances come in white.
2006-12-13 06:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
GudOnes
2006-12-13 06:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-12-13 06:51:21 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ purrlvr ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey no need for that... bring back the woman who keeps my depot entertained @5am with daft jokes 40 men are missing you!
2006-12-13 06:36:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Harsh but funny.
2006-12-13 06:31:46 · answer #6 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good and ow so true brill 10/10
2006-12-13 22:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To all men, be real men! cant you take a little joke, i mean a lot of little jokes! i know i can.
2006-12-13 08:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by victor y 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not all men.only uneducated chavs who sadly seem to mostly populate high schools
2006-12-13 06:33:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. why haven't women been to the Moon ?
A. it doesn't need cleaning yet.
2006-12-13 06:35:59 · answer #10 · answered by Borlax 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋