An airplane is about to crash. A woman who is hysterical with fear jumps out of her seat and says, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman! Is there anyone man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman?" She then takes off all of her clothes.
Suddenly, a man sitting at the back of the plane stands up and takes of his shirt and says, "Here. Iron this!"
2006-12-13 06:36:15 · 23 answers · asked by Breaking hearts since 1977 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are so ****** cute willlyou go out with me
2006-12-13 06:40:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I remember that day the plane didn't`t crash! and i have been embarrassed from that day on! I can`t believe i yelled out
Here. Iron this!
..LOL..thats funny!
2006-12-13 15:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like a man!
2006-12-13 14:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that sure is an old joke but it is funny . i will give u 8/10.
2006-12-13 14:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God figure a man would say that
2006-12-13 14:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!!!! I find this funny and I'm a woman!
2006-12-13 14:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by PT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! that was funny! I really liked it!
2006-12-13 14:50:10 · answer #7 · answered by La Chula 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one LOL
2006-12-13 14:50:15 · answer #8 · answered by straykat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old one and not that funny
2006-12-13 14:41:52 · answer #9 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before,.. but funny though...
snowboarder
2006-12-13 15:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋