Women are complex creatures…..
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t , you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short :
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful……….WOMEN !……..
2006-12-13 06:33:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well...u gotta understand tht at last!
2006-12-15 08:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell me about it man. They are so crazy. Oh my God. There isn't one of them that makes any sense.
Jee , if all of them were mute or something. Or if they can make another planet for women were u can just "visit" and come back.
2006-12-13 18:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS VERY WELL PUT! NICE JOB! that isn't me though, but alot of my nagging friends... I like the "in short" part because that is so true, that illustrates every woman and what others think of her...
2006-12-13 14:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by Kia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud One
2006-12-13 14:36:09 · answer #4 · answered by Manisha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! Thats what you guys have to go trough???
damn!!! that sucks. i guess we are pretty complex. I mean all of this makes sense. I never noticed it 'til now.....but i guess that makes it even..you guys deal with us while we deal with periods and cramps.
2006-12-13 19:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by Wendy R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should just give up and love us!!!!! We are very complex and men will never figure us out!
2006-12-13 14:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by No one 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That's so true! I wonder if you can sum up men in a similar way??
2006-12-13 14:36:55 · answer #7 · answered by PT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That fits my wife to a T.
2006-12-13 16:48:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YUP thats us
2006-12-13 14:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-13 15:11:45 · answer #10 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋