I found a roadkill hedgehog on my way to the pub one night about 7pm and took it with me in an plastic bag I found. I set my phone alarm for 10pm and when it rang, I pretended to take a call. I then asked the guys if my "flatmate" could join us and poured the unfortunate beast into the ashtray.
i know its an old verbal joke, but visually and with alcohol as an accelerant, it worked for me.
Two minutes later the barman came around collecting glasses and I complained about the sanitation of his establishment - bonus.
2006-12-13
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