Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2006

Bruce came up to his bride Sheila one morning.

"I'm feeling toey, Sheila. Howzabout we have a bonzer fight?"

"I can't, Bruce. I'm feeling tapped - I've got my period."

"What the bloody hell's that, Sheila?"

"You know - On the Rag? Red Sails in the Sunset? Freddie's visiting?" Noting Bruce's vacant expression, Sheila sighed, dropped her shorts and showed him her bloody pad.

"Jesus!" exclaimed Bruce, shocked. "No wonder you're bleeding - some bastard's come along and cut your c*ck off!"

2006-12-13 20:40:46 · 3 answers · asked by Minmi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

A man had to show his grey chest hair to prove he could get his pension. His wife said 'you should have shown them your cock and we could have got disability too.'

2006-12-13 20:40:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i drees up-all my alvatal so what can u pls tell me what is wrong with u all?

2006-12-13 20:39:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-12-13 20:38:27 · 8 answers · asked by Marble Magic 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 20:37:49 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 20:37:38 · 6 answers · asked by munchyblonde 1 in Music

2006-12-13 20:37:25 · 36 answers · asked by Marble Magic 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 20:37:14 · 8 answers · asked by vijay r 1 in Celebrities

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2006-12-13 20:36:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its a puzzle, think over it before u reply!

2006-12-13 20:35:54 · 8 answers · asked by amit b 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A German & an Italian soldier crossed each other's paths in 1943.

The Italian surrendered,.

The German shot him.

2006-12-13 20:35:18 · 3 answers · asked by Minmi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 20:35:11 · 1 answers · asked by michinoku2001 7 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-13 20:34:08 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am not sure of the spelling of the song I will try my best. pupenane (poopeh nahn neh) jump around. not jump around from House of pain. it is part of the song pupanane or pupenane. I heard it in a club and looked for it eversince. the dj that once played it doesn't remember it. I would apreciate the help. its like techno with sort of an afro touch. if this helps I think it came out in the 90s between 1993-1995.

2006-12-13 20:33:40 · 1 answers · asked by Kristenite’s Back! 7 in Music

Bjorn & Annika get married & invite all their friends back to their apartment after the civil ceremony. The schnapps is simply being guzzled, and the mood is satisfyingly ambivalent.

Bjorn gets caught up with some mates for 20 minutes or so, losing Annika & his best man, Sven. He has an insight into the Finnish economy he simply MUST share with them, so he goes looking for them.

He & his entourage come across them having languid sex on the marital bed. Bjorn turns to the other partrygoers & says

"Ha! Sven's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

2006-12-13 20:33:17 · 1 answers · asked by Minmi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 20:33:14 · 22 answers · asked by Mike 2 in Celebrities

and what is the Last movie you watched?

2006-12-13 20:33:02 · 23 answers · asked by ♠sherif♠ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Personally, I think it's a great album. Every song pretty much sounds different, but that's fine by me; monotony is boring.

However, I do think that "Light Grenades" isn't their best album. Morning View is my favorite.

What are your thoughts? And if you just don't like Incubus, why?

2006-12-13 20:32:59 · 3 answers · asked by CDRun87 2 in Music

and which is your favourite roady?
mine is Roopali

2006-12-13 20:32:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Last time for me was over my boyfriend about 2 weeks ago because we got in a big argument. What about you? How long ago did you last cry and what was the reason???

2006-12-13 20:32:13 · 14 answers · asked by Damon ♥ Elena 6 in Polls & Surveys

in what instances? ;-)

2006-12-13 20:31:53 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Sapphire 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 20:31:26 · 6 answers · asked by Nur 1 in Music

NARNIA - THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE,


CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY,


THE WIZARD OF OZ.

PETER PAN

2006-12-13 20:31:09 · 16 answers · asked by emzc 4 in Television

2006-12-13 20:30:42 · 6 answers · asked by Tha Most Shady 3 in Music

For anyone who watches "Everybody Loves Raymond", Peter Boyle (the actor who played Frank Barone) passed away

R.I.P.
Peter Boyle
October 18, 1935 – December 12, 2006

2006-12-13 20:30:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

For anyone who watches "Everybody Loves Raymond", Peter Boyle (the actor who played Frank Barone) passed away

R.I.P.
Peter Boyle
October 18, 1935 – December 12, 2006

2006-12-13 20:30:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I'm dictating one of a classic poem to the computer, though without punctuation. Tell me if it's recognizable.

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One more, tell me what this is.

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2006-12-13 20:29:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anyone know? Yes? No? just curious, is all.

2006-12-13 20:29:42 · 5 answers · asked by snafu1 2 in Television

2006-12-13 20:29:37 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just reached level 5 and I must say I'm dissapointed. Can someone give a cookie or something.

2006-12-13 20:29:26 · 10 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys