Apologies to P.J.O'Rourke - A joke that defines the Swedish people.?

Question

Bjorn & Annika get married & invite all their friends back to their apartment after the civil ceremony. The schnapps is simply being guzzled, and the mood is satisfyingly ambivalent.

Bjorn gets caught up with some mates for 20 minutes or so, losing Annika & his best man, Sven. He has an insight into the Finnish economy he simply MUST share with them, so he goes looking for them.

He & his entourage come across them having languid sex on the marital bed. Bjorn turns to the other partrygoers & says

"Ha! Sven's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

Answer 1

huhuhu.....

poor bjorn..... can you pls tell him that i've got 2 friends still available!!!!