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2006-12-13 20:24:43
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, what-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30.. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on.
2006-12-13 20:26:08
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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well I would have some nice chocolates delivered to you, then less than a half hour later have some roses delivered to you, then have a singing CLOWN go in and sing and dance for you, and none of them will say who it was from, just a person who loves you...your co-workers would be all jealous, and wanting to know whats going on, then I would appear wand ask you out to eat after work,
then I think you would smile..
good luck
smile
2006-12-14 06:43:39
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Give them all big smile from ear to ear or say something nice to them, sometimes hearing something nice can bring u joy, i know it has to me, sometimes i feel soo down that i dont want to get out of bed, but sometimes a stranger walks by and says the nicest thing.
2006-12-13 20:24:27
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answer #4
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answered by Stel 1 3
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it would be you right now
but if I say what I would do, i would get kicked off of here fast
but I can guarantee you this, it would be an all day affair, and you would laugh, cry and yell, and be so happy at the end of the day, I might even let you make me breakfast
do you have anything special you like me to do
2006-12-14 04:26:57
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answer #5
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answered by david s 2
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With a smile.
2006-12-13 20:23:19
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answer #6
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answered by **** if i know 7
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A simple and sincere smile would do the tricks.
2006-12-13 20:30:32
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answer #7
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answered by Godson D 2
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By telling them exactly how I feel about them. Actually I think I am going to do that today. lol
2006-12-13 20:23:26
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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I would tell them what great questions they ask, and how I enjoy answering them, how I enjoy their answers on questions and ask them if they'd like to be my friend!.Then I'd probably go over to thier 360 and invite them! =)
2006-12-14 14:17:56
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answer #9
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answered by the23FireKeep 4
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My mom. I'd tell her she's fun, smart, intelligent, like an encyclopedia, kind, gifted, good, and clean.
My dad. I'd tell him he's intelligent, witty, clean, good, fun, funny, and nice.
A certain person. I'd tell him he's intelligent, funny, cute, talented, and polite.
2006-12-13 20:25:31
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answer #10
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answered by AxisofOddity 5
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I will just smile at you... for sure you will smile back... wanna bet?
2006-12-13 20:27:03
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answer #11
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answered by ♥Sapphire 7
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