Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2006

2006-12-13 02:36:07 · 7 answers · asked by contractor 1 in Polls & Surveys

> >A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
> >house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
> >break something. The boy continues.
> >
> >"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."
> >
> >He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping
> >center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last
> >flick and it lands in the toilet.
> >
> >Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A
> >diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,
> >out it comes.
> >When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
> >She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her
> >doctor.
> >
> >The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures
> >her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she
> >leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a
> >long, hard look at the thing.
> >
> >Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it
> >might be
> >And POP! The balloon explodes and **** is everywhere. On him, the walls,
> >Etc
> >
> >Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
> >
> >He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
> >first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >You're laughing aren't you..I know you are!!!
>
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2006-12-13 02:36:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm trying to find some Cd's that I could listen to while relaxing and reading over a cup of hot coffee.
Any suggestions?

If you like music check this other question of mine:http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApU59C41q0ctsO53LcqadvXsy6IX?qid=20061212155707AATK7XR

2006-12-13 02:35:53 · 9 answers · asked by Mary7 3 in Music

2006-12-13 02:35:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have yet to find someone i would want to meet....i am not there for dating and relationships. only for networking and friends.

the reason i ask this is cause there is this girl on here who wants to meet me for some reason. im not sure about doing that.

Aaron

2006-12-13 02:35:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 02:35:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have to get someone back really good. I nead your help. PLEase. ITs for my male cousin, he's always playing one on me. And I need to get him back good. ANYTHING GOES!

2006-12-13 02:34:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's every woman's dream to have a younger drop-dead gorgeous hunky boyfriend who is totally devoted to her! Samantha is the luckiest female television character ever to have Smith the hottest man in the show!

2006-12-13 02:34:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 02:32:54 · 8 answers · asked by sheesnhan 2 in Music

I mean - arrrrrrrrrrrrrse

2006-12-13 02:32:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sorry to those who have head-aches right now!

2006-12-13 02:32:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Life is like a box of ___________.

No chocolates answers allowed, thank you :)

2006-12-13 02:31:59 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 02:30:40 · 10 answers · asked by *babydoll* 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 02:30:29 · 19 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 02:28:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

My girlfriend started listening to Trance and Electronica recently. Her friends have been calling her crazy and telling her to STOP listening to the type of music. She lives in an urban neighborhood, and most of her friends are hispanic. I just think it's stupid that people can't respect what other people listen to these days. If there were no diversity in the world, it would be a boring place.

2006-12-13 02:28:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I remember a programme with a big green troll thing who lived in a greenhouse with an owl and they grew loads of weird plants like 'fish and chip trees'. Everyone at work thinks i am making it up but i swear it used to be on TV when i was about 5 (mid eighties)

2006-12-13 02:28:19 · 9 answers · asked by Sophia 2 in Television

2006-12-13 02:27:50 · 11 answers · asked by scotch irish flower 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-13 02:27:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Such a lovely place

2006-12-13 02:27:16 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you don't know - please guess (amuse us)

2006-12-13 02:27:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On the new Yahoo front page, it shows a Horoscope box. I don't believe or like the Horoscope box. I want it off my front page.

2006-12-13 02:27:04 · 4 answers · asked by Jeancommunicates 7 in Horoscopes

...you hear the word "DATE"???

2006-12-13 02:27:00 · 31 answers · asked by Kicky 6 in Polls & Surveys

Will we survive through the bad part?

2006-12-13 02:26:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 02:26:21 · 10 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

He should understand that he's good but not great and that other artists deserve to win awards too. He can't win them all!

2006-12-13 02:26:02 · 14 answers · asked by Van 1 in Celebrities

Daftest answer gets the points.

2006-12-13 02:25:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have been searching all over the city for this diamond. This
lady love, a former friend. I am almost there, but I need some
more answers. Her name starts with an "M". These dashing
blue eyes, and curly blond hair. Athletic build, and a soft
high/medium pitched voice. I was told that she is in this
building, "The Town Mall". Big place. Catch is, I have narrowed
it down. The store I just left, co-workers say she is there. But
the day I checked, she was not at work, this particular day.
It was a nice sized, clothing store full of beautiful women.
Perhaps this is the place. I finally found her, or have I . Can
any body with a sixth sense, or intuitive mind, tell me if this is
the place ? According to my story, they say the girl I described,
is her. Is it really ? Have I found that woman ? May the best
answer win.

2006-12-13 02:25:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-12-13 02:25:19 · 5 answers · asked by Angry White Male 1 in Other - Entertainment

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2006-12-13 02:25:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys