> >A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
> >house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
> >break something. The boy continues.
> >
> >"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."
> >
> >He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping
> >center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last
> >flick and it lands in the toilet.
> >
> >Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A
> >diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,
> >out it comes.
> >When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
> >She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her
> >doctor.
> >
> >The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures
> >her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she
> >leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a
> >long, hard look at the thing.
> >
> >Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it
> >might be
> >And POP! The balloon explodes and **** is everywhere. On him, the walls,
> >Etc
> >
> >Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
> >
> >He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
> >first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >You're laughing aren't you..I know you are!!!
>
> _________________________________________________________________
2006-12-13 02:36:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry that it's a little hard to read, this is the way it was sent to me.
2006-12-13 02:50:25 · update #1
...Hey it's Wednesday and I'm laughing.....Thanks so much.My hump day is going GREAT........
2006-12-13 03:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just try to edit the lines, so that if would be easier to read the joke...
An easy reading makes the joke hilarious one........See what you can do...
A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
break something. The boy continues.
2006-12-13 10:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes yes i am laughing, lol, hahhahaha thats grea tstuff, i love johnny jokes, i cant believe he thought it was a fart in un-exploded mode!
2006-12-13 10:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan...but I do love the Dirty Johnny jokes.
2006-12-13 11:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by Sihaya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh, I felt sick after reading this but I was laughing so hard that it didn't matter.
2006-12-13 13:32:42 · answer #5 · answered by lonestarlady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, that's so gross! I'll have to tell my little sister, she loves jokes like that.
2006-12-13 10:38:37 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm trying to, but it's just not COMING OUT!
2006-12-13 10:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. lmao.
2006-12-13 10:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by BRITTANY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i kinda smiled but i surely didn't laugh
2006-12-13 10:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by cutiepy983 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-13 10:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by jaycee99999999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋