Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2006

I just heard this joke. Thought I would share it with you guys.

Ok so theres 19 blondes and 1 brunette stranded on an island. A rescue helicopter comes by with a rope. So they all hold on to the rope. Once in the air the pilot tells them ' one of you guys has to sacrifice yourself or were all going to die because the helicopter cant carry that much weight. So the blondes are like ' we dont want to go. Then the brunnete is like ' fine I'LL jump off. Then the blondes start clapping.

Yep thats my joke. Heres another....

A redhead a brunnete, and a blonde find a magic lamp. The genie says ' you each get one wish. all you have to do is run of this cliff and yell what you wish for. So the redhead goes runs of the cliff and says' money. She land in a pile of money. The brunnete runs off the cliff and yells ' fame'. She turns into a movie star. The blonde starts to run, trips and yells' CRAP!!' And she lands in a pile a crap.

hope you like it.

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Aresenio Hall & John Madden butt banging each other?
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The eye sees, but the hand can't reach. Palestinian Proverb

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here are the lyrics,
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silver microphone in his hand.

As usual 10 big ones for first correct answer!!

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