I just heard this joke. Thought I would share it with you guys.
Ok so theres 19 blondes and 1 brunette stranded on an island. A rescue helicopter comes by with a rope. So they all hold on to the rope. Once in the air the pilot tells them ' one of you guys has to sacrifice yourself or were all going to die because the helicopter cant carry that much weight. So the blondes are like ' we dont want to go. Then the brunnete is like ' fine I'LL jump off. Then the blondes start clapping.
Yep thats my joke. Heres another....
A redhead a brunnete, and a blonde find a magic lamp. The genie says ' you each get one wish. all you have to do is run of this cliff and yell what you wish for. So the redhead goes runs of the cliff and says' money. She land in a pile of money. The brunnete runs off the cliff and yells ' fame'. She turns into a movie star. The blonde starts to run, trips and yells' CRAP!!' And she lands in a pile a crap.
hope you like it.
2006-12-12 07:35:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA those are good. I'm GRAY so I can laugh at all the blond brunnete and red head jokes. NOTHING PERSONAL
2006-12-12 07:42:43 · answer #1 · answered by shelly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2016-05-23 15:26:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2006-12-12 08:11:09 · answer #3 · answered by EJ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out of ten I'd give the first one an 8..the second one gets a 9 1/2.
2006-12-12 07:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 out of 6!
2006-12-12 07:54:15 · answer #5 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being a dark-haired brunette... I love a good dumb blond joke! hehehe I liked the first one best.
Sue
2006-12-12 07:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by newbiegranny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! They're both a 5 out of 5.
2006-12-12 08:32:21 · answer #7 · answered by KYZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny 8/10
2006-12-12 07:54:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I'll give them 4 out of 5.
2006-12-12 07:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was funny i guess ill give it a 8.9//10
As for the second one so so 7/10
2006-12-12 07:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by smartypantsleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋