2006-12-12 07:32:48 · 5 answers · asked by Bec P 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Have you ever heard the one about Santa going to the doctor? Santa says "I think I've got a bit of pie stuck in my ear." The doctor looks and says "Yeah, that's a bit of mince." Santa goes, "What do I do?" And the doc goes, "Don't worry, I'll give you some cream for that."
It's the first one I thought of. Go to ahajokes.com, they have a whole listing.
2006-12-12 07:45:47 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a xmas theme joke which i told a while ago on here and ill now tell you
A guy walks into a shop and says to the clerk. "I need a gift to give to my girlfriend. It needs to be special, meaningful and sweet gift"
The clerk says "I have just the gift" and pulls out a stuff sing parrot with three buttons.
The guy presses the first button and the parrots wings light up and starts sing jingle bells.
The guy presses the second button and the parrots feet light up and starts singing we wish you a merry christmas
The guy presses a third button and the parrots crotch lights up as he starts to sing "chesNUTS roasting on in openfire
2006-12-12 15:44:28 · answer #2 · answered by smartypantsleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Holidays- I was going to tell that joke! That is too funny!
PS I vote for the bird joke
2006-12-12 16:43:34 · answer #3 · answered by abbyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"snow"balls is the punch line you fill in the joke
2006-12-12 16:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anthony G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who is your santa daddy
2006-12-12 15:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋