Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2006

A doctor had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day. No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, his shame and sense of betraal were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear a reassuraning voice in his head that said, "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients."
But then he would hear another voice, one that jolted him back to reality. "You are a sick bastard," it whispered, "and a terrible veterinarian."

2006-12-12 15:48:04 · 13 answers · asked by aceloak 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 15:47:34 · 37 answers · asked by ... 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 15:47:23 · 2 answers · asked by enki 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 15:46:29 · 32 answers · asked by Amy H 6 in Music

Some people are answering on ave1300 questions daily?? That doesn't provide time for toilet breaks, sleep, meals, time for family or anything else.

It means answering a question every 54 seconds 24/7 - sick!

2006-12-12 15:46:23 · 36 answers · asked by Angel Girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 15:44:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 15:44:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can't even type her name without laughing.

2006-12-12 15:43:55 · 15 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm confused....help

2006-12-12 15:43:52 · 9 answers · asked by tiipotter 2 in Music

If I go to bed now?

2006-12-12 15:43:30 · 7 answers · asked by cereal_killer034 5 in Polls & Surveys

The big moron and the little moron are sitting on a bridge over the river. The big moron falls off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

2006-12-12 15:43:29 · 15 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 15:42:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

They were giving away DVD box set's of all the star wars movie's,on the radio the other day.
In order to win you had to call in, and tell them your Jedi name ( the best won)....

You take the first half of your first name (for those that dont know)
and you take the name of your car, then put them together...And that gives you your Jedi name.

So if your a Susan and you drive a Ford Focus = Sue Focus.
" " " " Kevin " " " " GMC Yukon = Kev Yukon.

Get where i'm going with this?Ok great now lets see who can come up with the best jedi name....Have fun.

2006-12-12 15:42:23 · 13 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Movies

2006-12-12 15:42:17 · 9 answers · asked by shyna k 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-12 15:41:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anthony 4 in Polls & Surveys

You have the flu and have to go to the store to get some medicine, you look like death warmed over and of course you bump into like 5 people that you know. But when your dressed up and looking good and you go out its like a ghost town. Doesn't that just suck?

2006-12-12 15:41:48 · 24 answers · asked by tootsie 5 in Polls & Surveys

www.xanga.com/wirewalker

2006-12-12 15:41:24 · 2 answers · asked by urban eve 2 in Horoscopes

I love when they use my "name", as if it is my real name, and they are really "getting through" to me by calling me lesley. Lesley, honey, you are going to hell for being a sinner. lesley, darling, please repent.

2006-12-12 15:40:54 · 17 answers · asked by -- 4 in Polls & Surveys

given the same level of personality, and average is only slightly smarter than the "hotter" one, which type would you date or choose?

2006-12-12 15:40:40 · 9 answers · asked by cool nerd 4 in Celebrities

can anyone tell me the origin of this saying?

2006-12-12 15:40:22 · 4 answers · asked by Mystee_Rain 5 in Jokes & Riddles

were looking at the dark stormy sky and
Grumpy said it looks like snow
Doc held out his hand and said it feels like snow
Doc held two fingers under his nose and said,
"It smells like Snow."

2006-12-12 15:39:01 · 11 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What is the pricerange?

2006-12-12 15:38:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-12 15:38:13 · 13 answers · asked by ted j 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-12 15:38:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

one is a rapper and one is a rocker (trapt)

2006-12-12 15:37:42 · 14 answers · asked by Dr. Greenthumb 2 in Polls & Surveys

Or in their teeth? Or let them stay unaware of it?

thanx~

2006-12-12 15:37:37 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What am I?

I only come once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years.

2006-12-12 15:37:16 · 27 answers · asked by The "Dony" 3 in Jokes & Riddles

and you think they really mean it....will you forgive them???
Geeze people...I was only making an observation....CALM DOWN! I obviously hit a nerve....

2006-12-12 15:37:09 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-12 15:36:33 · 51 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

Who do y'all think is the next girl to go? I'm thinking Nicole but a friend of mine has money on Kate Bosworth....personally i think its terribly tragic..but no one will say that until it happens..so, what do y'all think?

2006-12-12 15:35:28 · 7 answers · asked by Cata 2 in Celebrities