A doctor had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day. No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, his shame and sense of betraal were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear a reassuraning voice in his head that said, "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients."
But then he would hear another voice, one that jolted him back to reality. "You are a sick bastard," it whispered, "and a terrible veterinarian."
2006-12-12 15:48:04 · 13 answers · asked by aceloak 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao! great joke!
2006-12-12 16:46:30 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a different version of this one. An elderly man goes to the doctor for erectile dysfunction. As one of his tests, the doctor gives him a cup & tells him to fill it up at home & bring it back. He comes back with the cup still empty & the doctor asked him what happened. He replied, I tried with my left hand, then I tried with my right hand and nothing happened. Then, my wife tried with her right hand, then she tried with her left hand,....... and neither of us could get the lid off the cup!
2016-05-23 16:53:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha! so sick and twisted. yet teribbly funny.
2006-12-12 17:21:17 · answer #3 · answered by DIRI-83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat wuz a good one
2006-12-12 16:34:48 · answer #4 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww, lol! That was funny!
2006-12-12 15:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by Isabella's Mommy Expecting #2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he is so stupid to have done what he did..i dont think he would have the smarts to become a VET
so for your joke I give it a C minus...because it does not make any logical sense
2006-12-12 15:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
hehehe love that one
2006-12-12 15:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bababababad
2006-12-12 16:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funnt but was def. sick!!
2006-12-12 16:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by Honda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, now that's funny
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2006-12-12 15:51:18 · answer #10 · answered by Cherry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋