5 people were stuck in a plane which was about to crash and had just 4 parachutes. The first person grabbed a parachute and said," I'm Ronaldinho. I'm the best footballer in the world. I can't die for my fans!" And he jumped off.
The second person said, " I'm Hillary Clinton. Im the wife of one of America's most successful Presidents, therefore I have a good chance of being one in the future. I can't die!" And she grabbed a parachute too and jumped off.
The 3rd person said. "I'm George Bush. I'm the smartest President of America. I have lots to do. I can't die!" So he grabbed a pack and jumped out.
Now two people were left. One was the Pope and one was a school boy. The Pope said," Child, I'm old. I have lived my life as a good and righteous man. Go ahead and take the last parachute". The school boy said," No need to fret old man. There are parachutes for both of us. The smartest President of America took my school bag".
2006-12-09
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