5 people were stuck in a plane which was about to crash and had just 4 parachutes. The first person grabbed a parachute and said," I'm Ronaldinho. I'm the best footballer in the world. I can't die for my fans!" And he jumped off.
The second person said, " I'm Hillary Clinton. Im the wife of one of America's most successful Presidents, therefore I have a good chance of being one in the future. I can't die!" And she grabbed a parachute too and jumped off.
The 3rd person said. "I'm George Bush. I'm the smartest President of America. I have lots to do. I can't die!" So he grabbed a pack and jumped out.
Now two people were left. One was the Pope and one was a school boy. The Pope said," Child, I'm old. I have lived my life as a good and righteous man. Go ahead and take the last parachute". The school boy said," No need to fret old man. There are parachutes for both of us. The smartest President of America took my school bag".
2006-12-09 05:35:45 · 26 answers · asked by (^_^) 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-09 05:44:08 · update #1
wow!!!!!!
really enjoyed that one
bush is far more stupid............................................he thinks taht he is smart but he is more worst than a dummy.........
the joke was super k0o0o0o00o0o0o0L
2006-12-09 21:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by nickless 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you took the version that says Bill Gates and just switched him with President of America because you like making fun of Bush.
Still a good joke, though.
2006-12-09 13:40:33 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke - so hard to get a new joke and I get almost 30 a day on email.
2006-12-09 15:54:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow dat was good i had to read it over again. Dats a good one. very funny
2006-12-09 13:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! thats soooo good! I love that seventeen thumbs up! (out of three)
2006-12-09 17:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. That was priceless. Really funny
2006-12-09 14:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by Virgochic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still makes me laugh.
2006-12-09 13:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by Your #1 fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Poor Georgie!
2006-12-09 13:38:49 · answer #8 · answered by Abe Simpson 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lool yep thats a gd one
2006-12-09 14:28:36 · answer #9 · answered by 100% me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is priceless. Absolutely loved it.
2006-12-09 13:39:46 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very disrespectful..although it is prett funny.
2006-12-09 13:39:45 · answer #11 · answered by asdfghjk; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋