Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2006

Twin sisters in Sunnyside Nursing Home were turning 100 years old. The local newspaper sends a photographer to take pictures...
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.

The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.

"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.

Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."

So they wiggled up close to each other.

"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.

Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"

With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US

2006-12-08 11:19:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

how else do you open a jar of pickles?

2006-12-08 11:18:45 · 16 answers · asked by supahtforyou 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 11:18:37 · 19 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 11:18:33 · 9 answers · asked by brknarrow23 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 11:18:30 · 6 answers · asked by smiley 1 in Celebrities

well the question says it all

2006-12-08 11:18:22 · 14 answers · asked by devilskier909 2 in Music

I need to know for an argument.

2006-12-08 11:17:58 · 4 answers · asked by netpetman 2 in Music

who would it be? i would choose hitler and malcom x so i could watch them duke it out

2006-12-08 11:17:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I get called lol a lot here. What gives?

2006-12-08 11:17:30 · 23 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 11:17:24 · 7 answers · asked by Jeera 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-08 11:17:01 · 7 answers · asked by Jeera 1 in Celebrities

I found this cheap violin on ebay it looks ok its no use but its ony like 80$ what should i do buy it or not?

2006-12-08 11:16:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i really love them! im opsessed i can relate 2 the lyrics and i want 2 see who else likes or loves them 2
please no haters
(u shouldnt talk about bands beacause its a lot of work being in 1!)

2006-12-08 11:16:49 · 19 answers · asked by pecebear5028 1 in Music

And even though, people do not realize how much we suffer for others.

2006-12-08 11:16:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

you actually felt glad to see someone? has anybody made you feel happy lately?

2006-12-08 11:16:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 11:16:09 · 20 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Music

2006-12-08 11:16:05 · 3 answers · asked by Casey A 2 in Music

"I once made a remark about the hidden books of the Bible.
It was a lulu; kept people looking so hard for facts, and
for others, it was a revelation. Some were in a jam, especially
since the name of the books Were not capitalized. But the truth
finally struck home to numbers of our readers. To others it was a
real job. We want it to be a most fascinating few moments for you.
Yes, there will be some really easy ones to spot. Others may require
judges to help find them. I will quickly admit it usually takes a
minister to find one of them, and there will be loud lamentations
when it is found. A little lady says she brews a cup of tea so she
can concentrate better. See how well you can compete. Relax now,
for there really are sixteen names of books of the Bible in
this paragraph."

good luck

2006-12-08 11:15:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-08 11:15:36 · 28 answers · asked by â?¥sarah 4 in Polls & Surveys

of when I say moist ?

2006-12-08 11:15:10 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is a clue that a mate gave me (written exaclty like above, including the capslock!) about something that is priceless that you can give. I presume the clue or riddle is cryptic but it may not be! Any ideas anyone?

My mate said shes going to give me more clues every 3 days!

2006-12-08 11:14:42 · 7 answers · asked by Dr Tesfurdo 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-08 11:14:36 · 11 answers · asked by xxxyour dark angelxxx 1 in Celebrities

WE SALUTE YOU! Yeah, I'm bored...clock-watching! What are you up to?

2006-12-08 11:14:07 · 14 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Polls & Surveys

how do i get it out?

2006-12-08 11:13:48 · 3 answers · asked by Dominik 1 in Polls & Surveys

Who does the cooking?

2006-12-08 11:13:04 · 9 answers · asked by Desert Rose 2 in Polls & Surveys

Na na na na na na na na na

2006-12-08 11:13:04 · 11 answers · asked by ~Grace~ 5 in Music

...top 8 of people on this site? (People you like to see on Y!A)

2006-12-08 11:13:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What singer (s) did both music for Back to the Future movies and starred in them and where in the movies?

2006-12-08 11:12:59 · 8 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Movies

2006-12-08 11:12:27 · 25 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

one of mine was:
are lesbian feminists being hipocrites, if/when they get off on lesbian porn.
i was sure it wouldnt get a hearing.
another was:
are black men opressed by the myth of having a bigger cokk than white men.
another was:
teachers: how do you deal with the situation if one of your students makes you feel horny.

my examples have been on sex, but it could be any post you think would have been deleted because of peoples sensitivities being offended : ie body fluids, death, crime... whatever.

2006-12-08 11:11:12 · 5 answers · asked by catweazle 5 in Polls & Surveys