Twin sisters in Sunnyside Nursing Home were turning 100 years old. The local newspaper sends a photographer to take pictures...
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.
"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."
So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US
2006-12-08 11:19:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-08 16:40:17 · answer #1 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! 8/10
2006-12-08 19:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by Musicol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-09 01:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear oh dear. Remind me not to go to THAT nursing home when I'm older!!!
2006-12-08 19:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great best bday prezzy they got huh hehe
2006-12-10 22:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL messed up! but funny!
2006-12-08 20:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by YabbaJabba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-08 19:22:54 · answer #7 · answered by socks122003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee!
2006-12-08 19:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-09 05:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-08 19:32:14 · answer #10 · answered by FP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋