My fav was
Now let's see what happens when you use the 'other guy's' brakepads. (picks up old timey car model and starts playing with it) youre drivin along, drivin along, and all of a sudden the kids are yelling from the backseat "dady! i have to go to the bathroom" "NOT NOW D*** IT" Trucktire! eeee "I Can't stop" Argh ahh (smashes modle car against large lighter) There's a cliff! (Throws base of car into the ground) And your family's screaming (picks up car base in one hand, and lighter in the other) OMG! Were Burning Alive, I cant feel my legs! Here comes the meet wagon! (grabs another model car) weeoooweeoo! and the medic gets out and says Oh My God (in odd voice) new guy's out in the corner, puking his guts out! Blllgggggghhhhhhhh Bllllllllllgghhhhhhhh. (looks at the guy he's trying to sell the pads to, whose model car is currently burning) (breathes) All because you want to save a couple extra pennies.
2006-12-07
08:04:32
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