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something cheap if not free

2006-12-07 11:27:09 · 6 answers · asked by Matt F 2 in Movies

2006-12-07 11:27:01 · 16 answers · asked by antson1920 1 in Movies

Your opinions?

2006-12-07 11:26:40 · 4 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Music

Have you ever noticed whenever they show garbage cans in movies and on television,they always show the silver cans, with the tops that get bent up, and on't stay on the can very well?

I don't know about you, but I live in California, and we haven't used that type of can for at least 10 or 15 years. We use the plasticy type can, with the top that has a hinge?

Why don't they ever use the updated cans? Most movies and TV are filmed in California, so the State isn't an excuse?

Does anyone, anywhere in the world, mainly the USA, still use the old fashioned garbage cans, the silver ones, described above?

This really bugs me, I don't know why.

2006-12-07 11:25:07 · 3 answers · asked by MC White 2 in Television

I was just thinking:

How would diaper checks be run in a daycare type of enviroment? Tons of kids, how would you know who made a mess, or if any of them made a mess?

2006-12-07 11:24:59 · 4 answers · asked by Kelly 1 in Polls & Surveys

to get on cam would you ??

2006-12-07 11:24:50 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So, do you WAX?????

Only a woman can laugh at this. No one else would dare! Hope you enjoy!
This has to be one of the funniest and most awful scenarios I have ever
heard of... Bless this woman!!!

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,
painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The Wax!!

My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix dinner;
played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my

mind for the next few hours; "Maybe I should do the hair removal thing for
the month?"

So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold
wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in

your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your
leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No mess, no fuss. How hard
can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl, but am mechanically inclined enough
that I can figure it out.

*YA THINK!!!*

So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each together,
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hairdryer
and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh, how this phrase
haunts me!).

I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.

OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do
this!!!

Hair removal no longer eludes me!! I am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body
hair and smooth skin extraordinaire!!

With my next wax strip, I move "north". After checking on the kids, I sneak
back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop
my panties and place one foot on the toilet.

Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of the

bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the

inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and
brace myself....

RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH DEAR GOD !!!!!!!!!!!

I'm making noises that only dogs can hear .

Vision slowly returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half
of

the strip. S**T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP...

Everything is swirly and spotted . I cannot breath or speak - I have
forgotten how ..

Do I hear crashing drums?????

Wait a few minutes and I'm back to normal (nearly) After all this I want to
see my trophy !!! - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt that has caused
me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my
triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!

There's no hair on it!

Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still

perched on the toilet. I see the hair... The hair that should be on the
strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S**T!!! I run my fingers over the most
sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . .

Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do
something, so I put my foot down.

DAMN!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door.

Vagina? Sealed shut!

Butt?? Sealed shut!!!

I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure out what to do and
think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off."

Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand
into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should
melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??

WRONG!!!!

I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than then that used to
torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.

Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together
is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub.

In scalding hot water!! (Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax) So, now
I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless the man what convinced me I
should have a phone in the bathroom!!! I call my friend, thinking surely
she's waxed before and has come secret of how to get me undone. It's a very
good conversation starter, "So my butt and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!

There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick, but does try to
hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is
located.

"Are we talking buttock cheek or is it covering - you know -
Everywhere(cringe factor 20000 at this point) ?"

She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and
she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!

I should be the 'butt' of someone else's work-night jokes.

While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax off with
a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in
hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water, and then dry
shaving the sticky wax off!!!

By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip
into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and my hand
reaches towards the saving grace...The lotion they give you to remove the
excess wax.

What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY
GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of my
friend, but I really don't care!!

"IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and
she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice, to
my grief and despair...

THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair colour . . . .

2006-12-07 11:24:41 · 41 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

its from full house and dj sang it this is what i know """"lolipops and gummybears are my favorite treat when ive been good i ask my daddy please"" and then ""they make me so happy they make me so happy" and also ""so we can share"" if anyone can find where i can hear that be even better!! thanks to everyone who helps!

2006-12-07 11:24:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

its not rod stewart or betty wright
and it just has this soothing melody
an oldie i think and i only know the words " and tonight is the night.."
please help!
thanks so much!!

2006-12-07 11:24:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

the song on the Levi Jeans commercial tht goes " i walk the line, i walk the line"?????

2006-12-07 11:24:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I thought it was Nick Lachey that sung it but I cant find the it anywhere..But in the song the guy is singing about a girl who is with another guy and theres a part where he says all he wants is to put her in his gallery (not the exact words)..sorry not much help there but thats all I can remember.

2006-12-07 11:23:58 · 4 answers · asked by Sunkist 2 in Music

this aint a qeustion but yea just thought i tell every1 and any1 who reads this that from me hope you all have a great XMASS and a happy newyear!and yea its earlry 2say it but be4 i 4get all of you out there just have a great1xxx

2006-12-07 11:23:27 · 38 answers · asked by smokey 2 in Magazines

This was reported by Q magazine with the reference being the plaster on the back of his neck, reportedly a "soul patch" where the soul is allegedly removed.

2006-12-07 11:23:12 · 13 answers · asked by Doodle 6 in Movies

In case the person was in more than one show, please just name one of them.
1. James Arness
2. Amanda Blake
3. Fred Gwynne
4. Milburn Stone
5. Tony Dow
6. Victor French
7. Melissa Gilbert
8. Ken Curtis
9. Barbara Billingsly
10.Buck Taylor

2006-12-07 11:22:56 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

He always flirts with me even though I hate him so much and I like this other guy and I know this guy gets turned off by this guy who is always flirting with me who I am not interested in.

So,
what do I do?

2006-12-07 11:22:44 · 21 answers · asked by ¥ºu® ∑ø®§† N¡gh†må®e 1 in Polls & Surveys

why is SIMS Deluxe Edition cheaper than SIMS 2 or even SIMS 1? Isn't it the same as SIMS 1 for the most part? but its still like 10 dollars cheaper on amazon.com...???

2006-12-07 11:22:37 · 1 answers · asked by limes_make_limeade 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 11:22:35 · 8 answers · asked by Sweetness 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-07 11:21:57 · 6 answers · asked by rocky blues 2 in Polls & Surveys

Chad michael murray
http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v104/crazy_c/chad2.jpg

orrrr

James Lafferty
http://findfamous.com/pictures/james_lafferty.jpg


i soooooooo sayy chad michael murray
but answer,yeahh?

2006-12-07 11:21:44 · 26 answers · asked by chads2sexi4me 1 in Polls & Surveys

Let's hear for all my fellow D&D gamin', LOTR lovin', fantasy watchin' peeps!

2006-12-07 11:21:37 · 4 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Movies

wat is that song that came on poeisodeon the movin' it 1

2006-12-07 11:21:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

the other colleges like DUKE and UNC and NCSU thanks for your help!!!

I really need this answer

2006-12-07 11:20:38 · 6 answers · asked by 6-17-06 2 in Music

hey just give me your username and password if you arnt going to let me help you dont even answer do not report this becasue all i wanna do is help i would liKE to say members only because theres nor reason to have that much money and not use it my email adredss? lizabee629@yahoo.com HAVE FUN WITH 10000000000+ IN CLUB PENGUIN!

2006-12-07 11:20:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

song of mine.

i learned from you

i got nerve

this is the life

best of both worlds

etc.

2006-12-07 11:20:33 · 9 answers · asked by Miley C 1 in Celebrities

If they've disbanded, when did it happen?

If they're still going, what are they up to lately?

2006-12-07 11:20:08 · 7 answers · asked by e33h66_99p 2 in Other - Entertainment

Now the light broke. Where can I get another one at?? And where does it go??

2006-12-07 11:19:56 · 19 answers · asked by TheArtistFormalyKnowAsSlavemaker 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 11:19:39 · 13 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

I think many are very arrogant

2006-12-07 11:19:37 · 17 answers · asked by OOGLY 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 11:19:26 · 10 answers · asked by ¥ºu® ∑ø®§† N¡gh†må®e 1 in Polls & Surveys

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