Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. "This is $200," she says.
"I want one that's more sheer," says he. "This one is $350."
"I want it even more sheer than that."
"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."
"I'll take it!"
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me."
His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see-through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won't know the difference."
So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs. "So, how do you like it?" she asks.
"Damn, you'd think for $500 they'd iron the damn thing."

2006-12-06 05:01:56 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 05:01:53 · 12 answers · asked by Steven Seagal 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 05:01:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's like someone frequently changes the nozzle head on my hose and I'm always in for a potential surprise. I thought I was gonna be peeing straight on target today, but nope. That'd be too easy. It's on the floor, in the air, and on my shoe. Not to mention the dribble. Too many times I've had to hang out in the bathroom and while I vigorously rubbed the dribble stain on my pants dry.

Middle of the night urges? Forget it. Bleary eyed, half awake, and possible standing captain. That's an automatic sit down operation. Damned my machismo. One minute sitting down is better than three spent disinfecting a mess on the floor.

2006-12-06 05:01:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 05:01:07 · 4 answers · asked by c_wilson2k5 2 in Music

2006-12-06 05:00:52 · 12 answers · asked by beddybeddy83 4 in Celebrities

I think I could kick his ancient @ss.

2006-12-06 04:59:31 · 9 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why is all the Rum gone? Do you know who took it? Would you help apprehend them?

This is a POLL in preparation for a potential emergency (that prolly won't happen, but Dragon wants to be prepared like a boy scout, even though she was a girl scout cuz they don't let girls be in boy scouts). She wants yer opinions on what she should do. Thank you. ♥

2006-12-06 04:58:58 · 18 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, folks. Pick up your keyboard and look under it.....Is there a bunch of stuff under there that you thought you had lost? Tell me, what is hiding under America's keyboards?

2006-12-06 04:58:32 · 22 answers · asked by clever nickname 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 04:58:30 · 32 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

is there a site that i can go to here or maybe see wot group or band sang a song from the late 80's to early 90's.like for r n b to heavy metal.

2006-12-06 04:57:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

please don't give me anything fake, cause I really love her.

2006-12-06 04:57:33 · 7 answers · asked by Okano-Irl 5 in Celebrities

something not made specifically for ice cream?I like mine in coffee mugs..=)

thanx~

2006-12-06 04:57:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 04:57:10 · 5 answers · asked by c_wilson2k5 2 in Music

2006-12-06 04:57:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-12-06 04:57:05 · 22 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

U may give atleast 2 names

2006-12-06 04:57:04 · 3 answers · asked by Nikki 1 in Celebrities

who is you favorite pooh character?

2006-12-06 04:56:56 · 21 answers · asked by *Pooka* 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 04:56:36 · 26 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

Yahoo needs to change to something more neutral

2006-12-06 04:56:29 · 5 answers · asked by reene2g 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 04:56:23 · 13 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

what hair colored celebs do u like?

2006-12-06 04:55:59 · 24 answers · asked by daddy`s girl 1 in Celebrities

The following tv shows, please answer yes, no, or haven't heard of them.

1. House
2. Bones
3. Dinosaurs
4. The Young Riders
5. Touched By An Angel
6. Walker Texas Ranger
7. M*A*S*H
8. Stand Off
9. Tru Callings
10. Revelations

2006-12-06 04:55:51 · 23 answers · asked by Alternative Chick 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 04:55:21 · 11 answers · asked by Ω Nookey™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I tivo'd but for some reason there was no volume!

2006-12-06 04:54:48 · 12 answers · asked by bmxmom 1 in Television

They've taken so long to get to it that i've stopped watching.

2006-12-06 04:54:38 · 4 answers · asked by bib 2 in Television

2006-12-06 04:54:29 · 3 answers · asked by Joe 1 in Music

Have you ever wished to see someone in your dream

2006-12-06 04:53:55 · 20 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 04:53:33 · 35 answers · asked by Steven Seagal 1 in Polls & Surveys

Rocky the rooster was the toughest, meanest and most aggressive c*ck in the farmyard, always picking and hurting the other animals and generally kicking the cr*p out of them. One day Rocky decided to give the cat what for and had the cr*p duly kicked out of him.
The moral of this story is, no matter how big the c*ck, the p*ssy can always take it!!!!!!

2006-12-06 04:53:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles