2006-12-06 04:53:33 · 35 answers · asked by Steven Seagal 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Chuck Norris could kill Steve Seagal with a simple stare.
2006-12-06 04:54:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No because there is no person in this world who is able to survive the roundhouse kick. Which, will be what Chuck Norris will do to you after you bodyslam him.
2006-12-06 05:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck norris is idestructable
2006-12-06 04:56:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You wish you could
Maybe you could scare him by wrinkling that spot between your eyebrows a little more
That annoying whisper talk might make him bury his head in the KFC bowl
Oh, and you run like you have sh$t in your pants
2006-12-06 04:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better watch out, Stevie. Don't write a check your butt can't cash!! That Chuck Norris is one badmuthafukkah.
2006-12-06 04:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, you know, "If you're ever in Texas, look BEEEEHIND you, 'cause that's where the Ranger's gonna be"..... So yes, I would definitely proceed with said body slam, then you both could share a laugh with that blonde chick as the credits roll...."Oh Walker! Hee hee hee"....
2006-12-06 05:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't get near Chuck's supernatural powers!
2006-12-06 07:46:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
2006-12-08 19:04:38 · answer #8 · answered by Muff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a pretty funny question there Seagull!!
You couldn't even slam Kelly Lebrock let alone that pansy Norris.
Isn't the mob looking to break your legs???
2006-12-06 04:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by Sarsippius 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No Body Slams allowed, but now no soap on a roap, let me watch
2006-12-06 04:56:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋