It's like someone frequently changes the nozzle head on my hose and I'm always in for a potential surprise. I thought I was gonna be peeing straight on target today, but nope. That'd be too easy. It's on the floor, in the air, and on my shoe. Not to mention the dribble. Too many times I've had to hang out in the bathroom and while I vigorously rubbed the dribble stain on my pants dry.
Middle of the night urges? Forget it. Bleary eyed, half awake, and possible standing captain. That's an automatic sit down operation. Damned my machismo. One minute sitting down is better than three spent disinfecting a mess on the floor.
2006-12-06 05:01:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pee in the bathtub. Much bigger target.
2006-12-06 05:03:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Players with small bats have to stand close to the plate.
2006-12-06 05:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shower stalls work well too....or the bush in the back yard...LOL
2006-12-07 11:05:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just hilarious!
Too funny!
2006-12-06 05:05:21 · answer #4 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I concur
2006-12-06 05:03:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋