Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2006

2006-12-04 08:57:11 · 38 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

this joke isn't really funny... my niece and nephew love it..

why did the donut go to the dentist?


to get a filling..

i guess it's cute.. and it can't offend anyone.. unless you are a dentist and are easily offended... :)

2006-12-04 08:57:08 · 30 answers · asked by Schmidtty19 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 08:56:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know I am...I just watched See No Evil, with a bunch of dudes that were sent to a hotel for community service, to find themselves getting killed...one by one.. it was allright and all...but I hate to see the same plots...its like Jeepers Creepers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hills Have Eyes, and basically all other scary movies...that AREN'T..ya know?..well the actors get paid...and they do ACT good...and I pay to watch it...so in the end is a win/win/lose situation...dunno

2006-12-04 08:56:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

My personal favorite is "Graverobber," though I really do enjoy Petra's version of "Lord, I Lift Your Name On High."

2006-12-04 08:56:16 · 1 answers · asked by kenrayf 6 in Music

2006-12-04 08:56:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 08:55:36 · 16 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.

The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms pop out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head."

2006-12-04 08:55:07 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 08:55:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why or why not?



I am.....big time.

2006-12-04 08:54:06 · 29 answers · asked by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 in Polls & Surveys

its a great song!!! YOU BETTER KNOW IT!!! AAHHH!!!

2006-12-04 08:54:02 · 8 answers · asked by askamandaforadvice 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 08:53:42 · 5 answers · asked by Noclue 3 in Horoscopes

weight have you lost or gained and be serious (pretty please)

2006-12-04 08:53:36 · 30 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Polls & Surveys

he is an indian actor he is really famesok

2006-12-04 08:52:45 · 11 answers · asked by boyfriend 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-04 08:52:44 · 15 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

Under the soap.

2006-12-04 08:52:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My sister says manson is a emo and i disagree,she compares him to AFI , who is right in this discussion

2006-12-04 08:52:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-04 08:52:00 · 13 answers · asked by bert_haney14 1 in Polls & Surveys

I think of all the people i love, and how one day we'll all die, and there's nothin we can do to stop it... so you have to be true to your heart and the ones you love, because life could leave you in an instant. I love that song a lot...btw Zacky is waaaaayyyyyy hott!!!! ^_^

2006-12-04 08:51:55 · 5 answers · asked by Collision of your Kiss 1 in Music

i am trying to work on a film criticism, and wanted to know if anyone could think of any movies like this....

2006-12-04 08:51:02 · 13 answers · asked by jenny 6 in Movies

He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man.
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key,
So they rode on his head in their furry donkey.


one of my favorites although the lyrics are sort of strange

2006-12-04 08:49:36 · 7 answers · asked by classicrockrox 3 in Music

Why?

Besides these, what mythical/legendary creature do you prefer and why?

DON'T SAY DEMON - THAT'S NOT A CREATURE, IT'S A CATEGORY OF CREATURES - PICK ONE.

2006-12-04 08:49:29 · 11 answers · asked by Deus Maxwell 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 08:49:24 · 8 answers · asked by nada r 1 in Movies

what are some good goth/gothic bands?

2006-12-04 08:49:06 · 10 answers · asked by nascarxcore 2 in Music

A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees.

None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer."

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."

2006-12-04 08:48:56 · 35 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 08:48:54 · 13 answers · asked by fill in the blank dude 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 08:48:52 · 11 answers · asked by Z. 3 in Horoscopes

My personal favorite is "Abominable." A close runner-up would be "Larva." Let me know what your favorite one is.

2006-12-04 08:48:51 · 5 answers · asked by kenrayf 6 in Movies

I don't like it. It's too short.

I like his hair in the 3rd movie, Prisinor Of Azkaban

2006-12-04 08:48:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

hint on my second question if no right answer

2006-12-04 08:48:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys