A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees.
None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer."
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."
2006-12-04 08:48:56 · 35 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, but then again i pissed!
2006-12-04 08:54:11 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it.. but here's one...
There were three women stranded in an island.. they had nothing but ripped clothes on that kept them dressed.. one was a brunette, one was brown-headed, and the other a blonde...
the blonde saw a bottle... when she picked it up and there came out a genie... the genie said: each one of you will have one wish.. the blonde said: i wish to have a snorkel!! Poof!! she had on a snorkel... and she swam in the ocean... the brunette wished for a boat.. Poof!! there was a boat... then she rowed and rowed until she disappeared from sight... the brown-headed asked for a pair of running shoes.. Poof!!! she had shoes on.. then she walked into the rocky bridge and went home..
THE END...
2006-12-04 12:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - as a nurse I've wanted to do something similiar over the years - we all have those days :-)
2006-12-04 09:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by Julep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that's funny....here's one
there are three men on a desert island. out of no where, a genie appears and agrees to give each man one wish. the first man says, "i wish i was home," and he disappears. the second man says "i wish i was home," and he disappears too. the third man thinks for a while, and says, "i'm lonely...i wish my two friends were with me now!"
2006-12-04 08:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by skigrrl66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The carnation part is funny, but the whole point, well, there really doesn't seem to be one.
2006-12-04 08:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by iLOVEpirates 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny. I'd suggest making the flower a rose.
2006-12-04 08:51:45 · answer #6 · answered by iamsoboredandtired 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think the real question is Funny, or Hilarious LOL
2006-12-04 08:51:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sort of! Not the worst I've ever heard...
2006-12-04 08:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by Sauce 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad i had a little chuckle, i might even repeat it down at the pub
2006-12-04 08:51:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny as hell... that oughta show that pompous a**hole to treat people with some respect.
2006-12-04 08:57:32 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-12-04 08:52:26 · answer #11 · answered by annie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋