Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2006

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!

2006-12-04 17:05:12 · 16 answers · asked by Whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine is really greasy today, I tried some new leave in conditioner...never again...never...

2006-12-04 17:04:40 · 18 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone remember boston public, the series about these lawyers that were just funny? miss it

2006-12-04 17:04:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

It is very popular it's only a year or a couple old, there is no words in it and it's about 7:30 minutes long, that's all I really know about it.

2006-12-04 17:04:10 · 1 answers · asked by JimmytheKing 3 in Music

2006-12-04 17:04:09 · 11 answers · asked by konsultant 3 in Celebrities

If so,how was it wrapped?

thanx~

2006-12-04 17:04:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; but how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't getting laid either.

2006-12-04 17:03:55 · 4 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Man, i saw her in a magazine and she is so beautiful! I mean she is stunning. She has green eyes and a totally breathtaking face! I was just wondering if anyone has heard of her. I read her bio and it said she is from Atlanta and that she is 6ft tall (wow)! Does anyone know if she has a website?

2006-12-04 17:03:37 · 2 answers · asked by Cool Breeze 2 in Celebrities

your choice

Long Gone


I wake up every morning
And before long
I realize that
You are long gone

I wasted my time
I thought we were tight
But know you left me
With out a fight

I was mopy
I was sad
And I realize
I should be glad

Your long gone for a reason
You were never meant to stay
We would never last
Any way

2006-12-04 17:03:24 · 4 answers · asked by Lion_Luver 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i prefer to call it thinking out loud but i do talk to myself a lot and didnt realize just how much i do it until i caught someone talking to themself today (body language and everything lol it was funny)

2006-12-04 17:03:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 17:03:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-04 17:02:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me and my husband watch it. I'm really into it. What do you think?

2006-12-04 17:02:28 · 10 answers · asked by Jessica Rabbit 3 in Polls & Surveys

I heard that that's why the band is called Queen.

2006-12-04 17:01:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-04 17:01:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

The hour glass figure, or what? Tell me.

2006-12-04 17:01:19 · 24 answers · asked by Jessica Rabbit 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 17:01:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 17:00:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Big boobs , or what? I honestly cant stand the back ache. But I want to know what you think?

2006-12-04 17:00:09 · 13 answers · asked by Jessica Rabbit 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 16:59:42 · 16 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Polls & Surveys

The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails.

Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."

2006-12-04 16:59:37 · 8 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

♥

2006-12-04 16:59:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In that music video and the song it sounded and looked so sad yet peaceful... do you think he knew he was going to die soon?

2006-12-04 16:58:50 · 13 answers · asked by thehutch86 2 in Music

2006-12-04 16:58:31 · 18 answers · asked by Big Bird 1 in Polls & Surveys

Close your eyes is mine. I get teary eyed.

2006-12-04 16:58:02 · 7 answers · asked by shea26 2 in Music

2006-12-04 16:58:02 · 29 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

i want afunny answer

2006-12-04 16:57:39 · 6 answers · asked by Steven S 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Of the following people, which one would you like to see crawl back under the rock they came from and stop embarrasing themselves? O.J. Simpson, Paris Hilton, or Kevin Federline? (a rapper? give me a break!)

2006-12-04 16:56:32 · 32 answers · asked by Cool Breeze 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-04 16:56:21 · 20 answers · asked by Jessica Rabbit 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 16:56:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys