I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
2006-12-04 17:05:12 · 16 answers · asked by Whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao!!! That's great!! Nope I'd never go back either!! Can you imagine?!!
2006-12-05 06:05:15 · answer #1 · answered by Minky 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! You're silly. Kid's do the funniest things. Thanks for the warning. Now I will be sure that my daughter never does that especially before a doctors visit.
2006-12-05 01:14:13 · answer #2 · answered by MILF101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was funny- but I'm crying laughing from Sparklepuss!! Ohmygod!! I think Ijust peed my panties... LOL.....
2006-12-05 01:14:51 · answer #3 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that is to funny! Imagine if it was mud or glue? Kids are so crazy!
2006-12-05 01:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by Love Child 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you send that washcloth to Paris Hilton and Britney so that when they show their cootchies it will be prettier
2006-12-05 01:58:53 · answer #5 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! If you were a friend of mine, you'd be Sparklepuss from now on...
2006-12-05 01:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa420 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
`I wasn't expecting that ending but it's good..things like that happen to me all the time too...
2006-12-05 01:15:02 · answer #7 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny. Thank you
2006-12-05 01:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha dat is funny
2006-12-05 11:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious and embarrassing.
2006-12-05 01:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by Reese 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋