Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2006

Why does a fatman carry 2 watches? Because he's in 2 time zones!

2006-12-02 21:39:10 · 9 answers · asked by Marin S 2 in Jokes & Riddles

How do You know when You're fat? When You're lying on the beach and the Greenpeace come to take You back to the sea!

2006-12-02 21:37:32 · 11 answers · asked by Marin S 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-02 21:37:00 · 25 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 21:35:21 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 21:28:38 · 13 answers · asked by anon 2 in Polls & Surveys

anything from the night be4 does that mean you had sex with her?

2006-12-02 21:25:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.......on Yahoo! Answers??

2006-12-02 21:24:50 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year school children, using a bowl of fruit Polo's.
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and
asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say: "Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon," "Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! ..........................They're ****-holes!!"

2006-12-02 21:24:17 · 15 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A woman with a baby in her arms was screaming from a third floor window.
The crowd below shouted, "Throw the baby down and we'll catch it!!"
The woman replied, "NO! It'll be killed!"
At that moment, out of the crowd stepped O'Reilly.
He shouted up to her, "I'm the Irish goalie, and I've never dropped a ball yet. Throw the baby down and I'll catch it!"
The woman trusted him, and dropped the baby towards him. Just then, a gust of wind blew the baby to one side. O'Reilly dived and caught the baby.
The crowd cheered wildly.
O'Reilly bounced the baby three times and kicked it over the roof.

2006-12-02 21:23:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-02 21:23:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 21:22:20 · 9 answers · asked by cutecathykathy 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-02 21:21:16 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-02 21:20:42 · 19 answers · asked by bezsenný 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 21:20:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 21:16:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anyone seen the Tata Indica Ad, where there are four young, attractive girls in an Indica Xeta, on their way to a picnic, humming a peppy number: “It’s the right kind of day to soak up the sun. To get out there and have some fun!”

Well, in that ad, who is the cute model sitting if the front passenger seat, does anyone know her name?

Thanks!

2006-12-02 21:16:22 · 2 answers · asked by VP 1 in Television

I just got back from a Holiday cookie-making party! [I have some pictures in my blog on my 360]I'm very excited for the Holiday Season! Are you?

I wish you all a very happy, loving, warm, enjoyable and beautiful Holiday Season from the bottom of my heart. =]

2006-12-02 21:16:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 21:15:03 · 38 answers · asked by suki doo 6 in Polls & Surveys

Please help me figure out who made this song. It would be much appreciated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................This song makes me so happy! Whenever I hear it !

2006-12-02 21:12:33 · 8 answers · asked by Princessa 3 in Music

Which ones should stop sequeling?
prequels? paralequels (RHPS's Shock Treatment)?

I want Gremlins iii: Gremlins in Space...hehehe

2006-12-02 21:11:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Kathleen Murphy was standing vigil over her husband's death bed. As she held his hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Kathleen, " he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh, don't talk." But he was insistent. "Kathleen," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Kathleen. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now." "No, no. I must die in peace, Kathleen. I slept with your sister, your best friend, and your mother." Kathleen mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now Patrick, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said. "Why do you think I poisoned you?"

2006-12-02 21:05:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-02 21:05:55 · 21 answers · asked by zilch 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do you like the song "No Woman No Cry" by Bob Marley? I haven't heard it in so long, but it came onto the radio when I was driving earlier. Classic song, I like it, do you?

2006-12-02 21:03:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i love that song!..oh, better ask a question! do you love that song?

2006-12-02 21:03:26 · 15 answers · asked by ginger 6 in Music

2006-12-02 21:02:58 · 14 answers · asked by niceguy 1 in Polls & Surveys

This famous person must be alive, they must be a regular in the paper and they can be a artist, politician, sportsman or a notorious person

2006-12-02 21:02:54 · 22 answers · asked by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 in Celebrities

On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play together.
One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off went the chicken running back to the farm as fast as he could
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer but to no avail; he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new silver porsche boxter . Finding the keys in the ignition the chicken started the
beautiful motor car and sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny boxter. He managed to get a hold of the
loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to
the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the donkey!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the boxter back to the farmhouse; the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

Some time had passed when would you believe it?, the chicken fell into the mud pit.
Soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life!
The donkey thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip and the donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a porsche boxter to pull the chicks.

2006-12-02 21:02:13 · 15 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A dog an a string perhaps?

2006-12-02 21:01:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I had tickets for the show on Saturday 2nd December at the Birmingham NEC Arena, but I thought they were for the Sunday December 3rd show at the same venue. So I checked my tickets this morning (Sunday) and realised they were for Saturday!!

I am gutted, and it was a present for my mum who loves him!! Is there anything I can do? Maybe get in for the Sunday show with the Saturday tickets, seems unlikely as its a sell out show. I'm just really disappointed now

2006-12-02 21:01:08 · 11 answers · asked by pussycatboi 2 in Music

2006-12-02 21:00:07 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys