On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play together.
One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off went the chicken running back to the farm as fast as he could
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer but to no avail; he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new silver porsche boxter . Finding the keys in the ignition the chicken started the
beautiful motor car and sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny boxter. He managed to get a hold of the
loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to
the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the donkey!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the boxter back to the farmhouse; the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
Some time had passed when would you believe it?, the chicken fell into the mud pit.
Soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life!
The donkey thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip and the donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a porsche boxter to pull the chicks.
2006-12-02 21:02:13 · 15 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very gd pmsl 10/10
sorry abt that other 1 i ment 4 thumbs up lol
2006-12-02 21:27:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now Pickles thats a greeeeeeat joke LMAO
2006-12-02 21:21:38 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fowl joke like that deserves a long penal stretch !
2006-12-03 00:20:49 · answer #3 · answered by 2_right 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
Don need to grow a humor cell in his body man
Don ^ up there wit his fro
2006-12-02 22:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny LMAO
2006-12-02 21:06:30 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! Great joke!!
2006-12-02 22:54:36 · answer #6 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhahahhaaha!!! Good Moral story!!!
2006-12-02 21:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that's a good one,I'll be telling the boys this one keep them up..
2006-12-02 21:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-02 22:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it donkeykong ? haha
2006-12-03 03:22:58 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋