Kathleen Murphy was standing vigil over her husband's death bed. As she held his hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Kathleen, " he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh, don't talk." But he was insistent. "Kathleen," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Kathleen. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now." "No, no. I must die in peace, Kathleen. I slept with your sister, your best friend, and your mother." Kathleen mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now Patrick, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said. "Why do you think I poisoned you?"
2006-12-02 21:05:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
f**f i better keep an eye on the wife thats another good one
2006-12-03 00:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome haha
2006-12-02 21:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by Kaila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh. That's aweful, funny, but aweful. Not that I've ever though of doing something like that.
2006-12-02 21:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by Michal A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cracker, sweet revenge!
2006-12-02 21:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women do kill more people than men. Thanx for the chuckle.
2006-12-02 21:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it b4 but still funny as hell 10/10
2006-12-02 21:19:37 · answer #6 · answered by Pickles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st Class laughten. Sure you know i'm irish lovedd it girl thumbs up for you
2006-12-02 21:20:19 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is no wrath like a woman scorned !
2006-12-03 03:21:03 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahhahahahahaha!!!! The funniest joke i've heard from you in a while!!! You go girl!!!!!!
2006-12-02 21:21:04 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill nice 1 : )
2006-12-02 21:13:22 · answer #10 · answered by tolker : ) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋