Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2006

....to fetch her dog a bone,
but when she bent over
Rover gave her a bone of his own.....

2006-12-01 08:38:55 · 8 answers · asked by His Dudeness 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 08:38:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-01 08:37:54 · 12 answers · asked by Pauly 1 in Polls & Surveys

The major sites like AOL, GOOGLE, YAHOO dont let u buy videos? I dont get it, can someone help!

2006-12-01 08:37:30 · 7 answers · asked by jcionci24 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-01 08:37:04 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Be as descriptive as possible if time allows. It's not dirty I just want to see who has the wittiest response and story. Thanks! Take a big whiff if needed

2006-12-01 08:36:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 08:36:52 · 18 answers · asked by nicole 1 in Television

ok, here are some clues. they are punk and i can't tell u anymore or i'd give it away

2006-12-01 08:36:38 · 10 answers · asked by trish 1 in Music

I really like this song and I know some lyrics and who it's by but I don't know the name of the song! Can you please Help?
The Early November (band)
"All we had, at the end of the day, is the lonely road..."
At least I think that's how it goes... They're going on tour with Fall Out Boy so I'd at least like to know one song by each band they're touring with so that when I go, I don't feel retarded...
Oh, by the way, has anyone heard of the bands Permanent Time and Lifetime?
Thanks!!!

2006-12-01 08:36:36 · 5 answers · asked by Desperate For Attention... 1 in Music

Bill and I were golfing at the long 450 yard 4th hole ready to putt out when we heard a plop and a distant yell. That cocky a*shole George had used his driver and almost hit us with his long shot. I putted out and picked up my ball. Bill putted out, but left his ball in the cup. And picked up George’s ball close by, making sure George and his partner couldn’t see him do it.
We picked up or bags and Bill put George’s ball in his bag and asked for one of mine. As we began walking to the 5th tee, George yell “Did you see where my ball went.” I said “Yeah, in the cup.”
George’s partner says “I’ve got to see this!” rushes to the hole and gets out the ball and looks at it. "George, What are you shooting?” George “V1, like always.” His friend says “This is a NXT.”
“Well, maybe I did shoot a NXT.” alibis George.
“Naaah you didn’t” laughs his friend “You only use V1s. You owe me a hundred bucks. You hit the wrong ball."
We chuckled all the way to the 5th tee.

2006-12-01 08:36:08 · 4 answers · asked by Everyman 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 08:36:08 · 17 answers · asked by Simply Me 5 in Polls & Surveys

tell me if you know~

2006-12-01 08:36:00 · 6 answers · asked by Koreangirl 1 in Celebrities

the door walls?? This couch is pretty big and it wont fit sideways

2006-12-01 08:35:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.....each with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with two fifty.......
ooooooh what a whore!!

2006-12-01 08:35:41 · 7 answers · asked by His Dudeness 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Lead a revolt against the first class passengers.

or

Yell out this: "John Travolta is on the airplane wing!!!"

2006-12-01 08:35:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in the way?

2006-12-01 08:35:08 · 10 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 08:34:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 08:34:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-01 08:34:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 08:34:11 · 8 answers · asked by mr.truth 2 in Polls & Surveys

Allie, Marrisa, Carrie, Amber, or Cassie,

2006-12-01 08:33:58 · 17 answers · asked by cheerforchris 1 in Polls & Surveys

the song was base on men go to war.

2006-12-01 08:33:56 · 4 answers · asked by caroline s 1 in Movies

Who sings that song with lyrics: "If you're going to San Fransisco, make sure you wear flowers in your hair"? Or something along the lines of that. Fairly close I believe. Any help provided is greatly appreciated.

2006-12-01 08:33:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

♥

2006-12-01 08:32:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im tryna download some good ones

2006-12-01 08:31:57 · 5 answers · asked by kraziiwhiteboy04 1 in Music

Heaven's Luxury

An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.
As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.

"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "what are the green fees?"

Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."

Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine's of the world laid out.

"How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied with some exasperation.

"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.

Peter lectured, "That's the best part . . . you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly.

Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.

The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!"

2006-12-01 08:31:54 · 7 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

one day, a priest and a business man went to play golf..
while playing, the business man aimed at the ball and hit it..but he missed for some reason..and he said..s.h.i.t...
the preist said nothing and they played on..
After a moment, the business man missed again and he once again said s.h.i.t..
Then the priest said to the business man, " U will get punished from heaven if u swear like this again. "
The business man just shrugged and they played on..
For the third time, the business man missed his ball again and he said s.h.i.t..
at that time, the sky suddenly got dark and suddenly a thunder stroke the priest right in the head...
then a sound came out of no where form the sky.." s.h.i.t "

2006-12-01 08:31:36 · 6 answers · asked by Blue P 4 in Jokes & Riddles

just because I don't know which one to buy....

2006-12-01 08:30:35 · 10 answers · asked by contemplating_monkey 2 in Comics & Animation

It was on Shortie Like Mine video

2006-12-01 08:30:23 · 7 answers · asked by JEANETTE B 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-01 08:30:13 · 4 answers · asked by krazya47933 1 in Television