Bill and I were golfing at the long 450 yard 4th hole ready to putt out when we heard a plop and a distant yell. That cocky a*shole George had used his driver and almost hit us with his long shot. I putted out and picked up my ball. Bill putted out, but left his ball in the cup. And picked up George’s ball close by, making sure George and his partner couldn’t see him do it.
We picked up or bags and Bill put George’s ball in his bag and asked for one of mine. As we began walking to the 5th tee, George yell “Did you see where my ball went.” I said “Yeah, in the cup.”
George’s partner says “I’ve got to see this!” rushes to the hole and gets out the ball and looks at it. "George, What are you shooting?” George “V1, like always.” His friend says “This is a NXT.”
“Well, maybe I did shoot a NXT.” alibis George.
“Naaah you didn’t” laughs his friend “You only use V1s. You owe me a hundred bucks. You hit the wrong ball."
We chuckled all the way to the 5th tee.
2006-12-01
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