Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2006

2006-11-30 05:47:15 · 29 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Whatcha think???

2006-11-30 05:47:12 · 2 answers · asked by Ajam 2 in Television

There was a young man from china,
who wasnt a very good climber,
he slipped on a rock and lost his c--k,
and now he has a va--na


there was a young woman from eeling,
who had a very strange feeling,
she fell on her back,
opened her crack,
and pissed all over the ceiling


mary had a little lamb,
its face looked like a vase,
she took it down a dark dark path
and took it up the a-se


mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pylon
10000 volts went up its a-se,
and turnes its wool to nylon

2006-11-30 05:47:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 05:46:48 · 20 answers · asked by Youngling 4 in Polls & Surveys

I Think It Was Will
COZ The Officer Shouted "Shoot At WILL"

2006-11-30 05:46:39 · 2 answers · asked by rhijoa 2 in Jokes & Riddles

1. If you were reqwired to learn Dragonese for yer job, how long do you think it would take for you to master it?
2. What langwages are you fluent in?
3. Should Dragonese incorporate any hand-signs?

Thank you for answering these qwestions in this POLL from DPN. ♥

2006-11-30 05:45:57 · 8 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

I've danced before in other cities, but I want to speak to the manager before I drive way to Savannah and their rules are different. I've driven to Jacksonville and their clubs won't let you start on a weekend and I want to know if Showboat's the same way.

2006-11-30 05:45:22 · 2 answers · asked by uniquebeauty00 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-30 05:45:21 · 7 answers · asked by cameal545 2 in Television

2006-11-30 05:45:19 · 2 answers · asked by Brian P 3 in Music

2006-11-30 05:45:14 · 5 answers · asked by ultimobriscoe 1 in Music

2006-11-30 05:45:10 · 27 answers · asked by go for the good stuff 1 in Polls & Surveys

Ok, it's snowing and sleeting in Texas right now. What is your opinion on this? I live in a country down, with alot of rock roads with a bunch of pottwholes. On the schools around me got out today because the weather except for my school. It's sleeting, the roads are icy, and its snowing heavy right now. Do you think we should be released from school since it could be dangerous for students and buses to get out on this road...especailly since it'll be worse later in the day, cause it'll be froze by then?

2006-11-30 05:44:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need help with really dirty truth or dare questions, any ideas.

2006-11-30 05:44:37 · 5 answers · asked by gigi 2 in Polls & Surveys

why?

2006-11-30 05:44:29 · 19 answers · asked by go for the good stuff 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 05:43:55 · 15 answers · asked by guywhoknows 1 in Music

Well do you want a Fat filling, Tasty, Greasy, Delicious, UnHealty Satly Food.

Because I really could go for a nice burger with some fires and of course a diet coke.

How about you and what FTGDUHS food do you want right now?

2006-11-30 05:43:52 · 9 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

i'm thinking no..

2006-11-30 05:43:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 05:43:41 · 10 answers · asked by Lil Kaluha5555555 2 in Celebrities

and why?

2006-11-30 05:43:14 · 12 answers · asked by go for the good stuff 1 in Polls & Surveys

if you were teh same age as me i'll give you best answer

2006-11-30 05:42:46 · 22 answers · asked by go for the good stuff 1 in Polls & Surveys

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,"Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call."

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."

"Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores,a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a 2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a 4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and 2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?

At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You shag her again!!!"

2006-11-30 05:42:31 · 7 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm Team Aniston all the way !

2006-11-30 05:42:13 · 36 answers · asked by Ella M 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 05:42:03 · 14 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

I hate that people who have lived in the midwest for years, and are fully aware of what snow does, seem to still drive like idiots the first time it snow for the year and cause all sorts of accidents. My FAVORITE thing is when it's snowing out, and some big *** SUV passes me going like 85, and then later down the road I see them in a ditch.. hahahaha.

2006-11-30 05:41:51 · 25 answers · asked by two_kee_kees 4 in Polls & Surveys

i read somewhere its called do you wanna be on top by big slater.. but i googled and checked yahoo and no such singer as big slater exists.. does anyone know who sang this song and where i can hear it or buy it? or download it? thanks!

2006-11-30 05:41:10 · 4 answers · asked by qa k 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 05:40:50 · 18 answers · asked by Mistzidittey 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 05:39:54 · 27 answers · asked by Mistzidittey 1 in Polls & Surveys

A man is deserted on an island with only his dog. He walks the entire length of it the first day, and finds plenty of water and food, and even a nice cave to live in.

Just as he's about to return to the cave, he sees a random group of sheep. One of the sheep is looking sort of cute, and the man is feeling very horny, so he gets behind it, pulls out his cock, and is about to put it in when his dog starts barking wildly.

The man is startled, and jumps back, looking at the dog, who quiets down immediately. The man centers his attention once more on the sheep, and again, just before he pushes in, the dog goes crazy again, barking madly.

Frustrated, the man gathers some fruit, and goes back to the cave, and has a huge dinner. He waits until the dog falls asleep, then sneaks off and finds the sheep again. Just as he's about to **** it, the dog appears out of nowhere, barking wildly, and nipping at the man's heels.

This goes on for about two weeks, and the man gets steadily hornier. Finally, one day, he's walking along the beach and sees a beautiful naked woman washed up on the shore. He runs over to her, and gives her mouth-to-mouth, and she coughs a few times, then opens her eyes, and gives him a dazzling smile.

"You saved my life! I'll do anything to repay you!"

"Anything?" the man asks.

"Anything," she replies.

He looks her up and down, and leans in close, "Anything?" he asks again.

She looks him straight in the eye, and smiles sdeuctively, "Anything."

"Great! Watch my dog for ten minutes, I'll be right back!"

2006-11-30 05:39:28 · 8 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-11-30 05:39:21 · 5 answers · asked by Ginnykitty 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 05:39:14 · 2 answers · asked by rosemary 4 in Music