There was a young man from china,
who wasnt a very good climber,
he slipped on a rock and lost his c--k,
and now he has a va--na
there was a young woman from eeling,
who had a very strange feeling,
she fell on her back,
opened her crack,
and pissed all over the ceiling
mary had a little lamb,
its face looked like a vase,
she took it down a dark dark path
and took it up the a-se
mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pylon
10000 volts went up its a-se,
and turnes its wool to nylon
2006-11-30 05:47:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think thats the third time i have hit the floor this week with your jokes keep em coming
2006-11-30 07:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic, Another one
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
to see if they would........fall off
Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but I've never seen her bare.
2006-11-30 14:17:38 · answer #2 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loving your work. Every day you come up with more funny stuff, when are you going to run out? until then thumbs up and keep up the great humour
2006-11-30 14:03:00 · answer #3 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old mother hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch poor rover a bone
when she bent over rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own!
2006-11-30 14:15:09 · answer #4 · answered by wilson picket 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha I like the 1st one the best!!!
2006-11-30 13:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA I love the 1st one and the 2nd one I DIED!!!
2006-11-30 13:50:12 · answer #6 · answered by Tha "Bay Be" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....funny
2006-11-30 14:25:33 · answer #7 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good. laughing my socks off.
2006-11-30 13:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great as always
2006-11-30 13:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe good one chick ..xx..
2006-11-30 13:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by Bradiie Babes--Ox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋