A man is deserted on an island with only his dog. He walks the entire length of it the first day, and finds plenty of water and food, and even a nice cave to live in.
Just as he's about to return to the cave, he sees a random group of sheep. One of the sheep is looking sort of cute, and the man is feeling very horny, so he gets behind it, pulls out his cock, and is about to put it in when his dog starts barking wildly.
The man is startled, and jumps back, looking at the dog, who quiets down immediately. The man centers his attention once more on the sheep, and again, just before he pushes in, the dog goes crazy again, barking madly.
Frustrated, the man gathers some fruit, and goes back to the cave, and has a huge dinner. He waits until the dog falls asleep, then sneaks off and finds the sheep again. Just as he's about to **** it, the dog appears out of nowhere, barking wildly, and nipping at the man's heels.
This goes on for about two weeks, and the man gets steadily hornier. Finally, one day, he's walking along the beach and sees a beautiful naked woman washed up on the shore. He runs over to her, and gives her mouth-to-mouth, and she coughs a few times, then opens her eyes, and gives him a dazzling smile.
"You saved my life! I'll do anything to repay you!"
"Anything?" the man asks.
"Anything," she replies.
He looks her up and down, and leans in close, "Anything?" he asks again.
She looks him straight in the eye, and smiles sdeuctively, "Anything."
"Great! Watch my dog for ten minutes, I'll be right back!"
2006-11-30 05:39:28 · 8 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very nice one one, I loved it......I am rolling on the fllor right now. I just called up my brither and told him the same joke.
2006-11-30 05:42:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's bent!
Worth a chuckle tho.
2006-11-30 13:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad
2006-11-30 13:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would have been a tiny bit funny if i hadnt read it an hour ago from someone else.
2006-11-30 13:42:38 · answer #4 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha ha that is nasty!!!!! What a perv!!!! Now she can's sleep with him ever cause he has sheep on his wee wee! Ew
2006-11-30 13:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL....funny
2006-11-30 14:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. I like it.
2006-11-30 13:41:49 · answer #7 · answered by Seven Costanza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need a girlfriend
2006-11-30 13:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by lisanlauren 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋