Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2006

thats your a real smarty pants or just a regular person or a real dum dum

2006-11-30 08:46:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There are pictures of her everywhere, half naked acting stupid. Im sick of it. She needs to start acting like a mom, and not a hooker.

2006-11-30 08:46:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-30 08:46:43 · 6 answers · asked by EVA J 4 in Comics & Animation

a bullet hurt ANYWHERE how does it take away pain?

2006-11-30 08:46:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-30 08:46:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 in Music

2006-11-30 08:45:54 · 11 answers · asked by Cupcake 2 in Television

I love fat joe. His album came out last week at number #14. I went and bought his album and this week he drops all the way to #76. Who thinks its time for him to give it up?

2006-11-30 08:44:51 · 7 answers · asked by tori m 4 in Music

i really like the color its so cute and i want to know what kind it is... or anything simular to that.

2006-11-30 08:44:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

Who are the best female singers in your opinion?

Any Genre, as long as you think they are talented.

2006-11-30 08:44:39 · 15 answers · asked by Angel Isabella 3 in Music

What is the big deal with this stupid wedding. So it has a cool name. Big Deal! I mean Celebs get married. What is the big deal? Some one please fill me in.

2006-11-30 08:44:25 · 6 answers · asked by soccer_chick_orange 1 in Celebrities

my boyfriend of my is a drummer and his favorite band is senses fail. I wanted to get this for christmas, but I can't find this on ebay or anyehere else. Please help.

2006-11-30 08:44:21 · 1 answers · asked by Lala 2 in Music

The pope went on a visit to Ireland one day and he was picked up at the airport by a strech limo. After a short while he asked the driver if he could have a drive of this limo.

The driver being catholic and not wanting to anger the pope agreed and pulled over and swapped places. The pope sped off and was going miles too fast. The local copper pulled the limo over and came up to the driver's window to see the pope sat at the wheel.

Immediately he radio'd his base and said "sir we have a problem we have caught someone important speeding"

base "Who the presedent"

cop "no bigger than the president"

base "who then?"

cop "well I'm not exactly sure who it is sir but the pope is driving him"

2006-11-30 08:44:21 · 13 answers · asked by geoffrey2312 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 08:44:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone like Kevin Federline? I was jus woundering.

2006-11-30 08:44:08 · 7 answers · asked by gentle understanding 4 in Celebrities

What is your fave.....?
Animal, place to eat, meal, thing to do, object,shirt,pants,shoes,color, store,person,song,sport,celeb,and candy???? Answer as many as you wood like to. At least answer 3.

2006-11-30 08:43:57 · 16 answers · asked by ♥~miley~♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

how do I get over my feelings for wanting to be
being rich and famous?


thanks...I really need to focus on what to do with my life and this fame crazy is taking me off track.

2006-11-30 08:43:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, what is it? (keep it clean please). Also if you are aware of what your potential irritating habit may be feel free to add that.
peace ♥

2006-11-30 08:43:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Fresh out of rehab for difficulties with alcoholism and sensitivity training as a result of his anti-Semitic remarks, Mel Gibson has demanded that Michael Richards, or "Kramer" from the hit series "Seinfeld," apologize for his recent racist outburst. The incident occurred at a Hollywood comedy club where Richards called two black men in the audience the "n-word" and enthusiastically referenced a time when blacks were often victims of civil rights abuses.

The event has caused outrage across a wide spectrum of the public, including Black groups, religious organizations and entertainers, chief among them Gibson himself. "Richards' outburst is completely unacceptable and despicable," said an emotional Gibson. "There is nothing funny about the difficulties that the Blacks have endured over the years. Now the Jews, that's another story. Wait... I didn't mean that. You didn't record that did you? Give me your tape recorder!"

After a brief scuffle Gibson yelled, "I don't want to go back to sensitivity training! Those rabbis scare me!"


"Why are they all slurring their words? Maybe if we pay for the racists to get some good speech therapy, the world would be a better place."

When asked to comment, Richards' friend and former co-star Jerry Seinfeld released a somewhat strange statement saying, "What's the deal with racial slurs? Does every racist have a speech impediment or something? Why are they all slurring their words? Maybe that's why they are all so angry. Maybe if we pay for the racists to get some good speech therapy, the world would be a better place."

Richards has found at least one Hollywood friend who has remained a supporter despite the outburst -- and an unlikely one at that - O.J. Simpson. After having his recent book "If I Did It," about the murder of his former wife and her friend Ron Goldman, pulled by Fox, Simpson said, "People should just stop falsely accusing Michael of doing something he didn't do. He did not make any racist comments whatsoever."

When shown a video of the incident, Simpson responded, "This has obviously been doctored by the Los Angeles Police Department. Look how blurry it is! Mike, I've got a message for you -- if the tape is blurry, no need to worry."

Rumors have begun to circulate that Simpson will be penning a book with Richards to capitalize on the incident titled, "If I Made a Racist Outburst." Explained Simpson, "Now I am not saying that Michael Richards made those racist comments, but buy our book for $39.95 and we will tell you exactly how he would have done it."

Simpson aside, industry colleagues were in no hurry to accept Richards' apology. Veteran publicist Michael Levine said, "I've never seen anything like this in my life. To be honest, I think this is going to be a career ruiner for him. I don't think there is one job in Hollywood that Richards could get right now." Insiders however say that Michael Richards already has a lock on a post in an upcoming project -- he is set to direct the sequel to "The Passion."

2006-11-30 08:43:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok um other people might uv said they made it up but no they didn't um......her it is..........it's kinda gros but funny
Teacher:Why were you late?"
student 1:I was on top of Blueberry Hill.
another boy walks in and the teacher says
teacher:why were u late?"
student 2:I was on top of Blueberry Hill
teacher:why were you late?
student 3:I was on Blueberry hill
the last boy walks in and the teacher says,
Teacher:why were you late?
Student 4:I was on top of Blueberry Hill
Teacher:Ok class lets start our lesson, but before that, let me indroduce the new girl her name is BLUEBERRY HILL.
blueberry hill:hi John,jacob,alex and kyle

2006-11-30 08:42:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 08:42:41 · 2 answers · asked by FOE 1 in Movies

he had the hardest part

2006-11-30 08:42:28 · 7 answers · asked by mongo862001 5 in Polls & Surveys

Wool comes from sheep right? and my woolen jumpers shrink in the wash so why dont sheep shrink?

2006-11-30 08:42:19 · 12 answers · asked by Sarah S 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 08:42:01 · 4 answers · asked by Carles A 2 in Television

Any movie you like.

2006-11-30 08:41:53 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-30 08:41:32 · 26 answers · asked by em h 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 08:41:18 · 20 answers · asked by ♥babygurl♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 08:40:59 · 29 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Polls & Surveys

he called man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of a normal sex life.Man was horrified but the Creator refused to budge.Then the Lord called the Monkey and gave him 20 years"but i dont need 20 years"10 is plenty, " May i have the other 10 years" asked man."The monkey agreed, Next the Lord called the lion and also gave him 20 years, again the lion didn't want 20 and so the Lord gave the man the other 10 years.Then came the donkey who like the others was given 20 years but only wanted 10 and so man had the other 10,

This explains why man has 20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion about it and 10 years of making an a.ss out of himself....

2006-11-30 08:40:41 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I know how to read the numbers, but i don't understand all the letters on there, like h and b. What do they mean?

2006-11-30 08:39:52 · 6 answers · asked by marc 4 in Music

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.

Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: "May I help you?" Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee." Receptionist: "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities.....

"Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day!

2006-11-30 08:39:46 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles