he called man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of a normal sex life.Man was horrified but the Creator refused to budge.Then the Lord called the Monkey and gave him 20 years"but i dont need 20 years"10 is plenty, " May i have the other 10 years" asked man."The monkey agreed, Next the Lord called the lion and also gave him 20 years, again the lion didn't want 20 and so the Lord gave the man the other 10 years.Then came the donkey who like the others was given 20 years but only wanted 10 and so man had the other 10,
This explains why man has 20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion about it and 10 years of making an a.ss out of himself....
2006-11-30 08:40:41 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny very true and as usual a top quality joke by a very funny woman xx
2006-11-30 08:43:56 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gd lmao 10/10
2006-11-30 09:05:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally the world makes sense!!!!!
2006-11-30 08:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh brother
2006-11-30 08:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats hilarious!!! Post another!!!
2006-11-30 08:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by animal_lover_3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good quality and very funny
2006-11-30 21:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-11-30 08:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by stone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very good pisse* my pants
2006-11-30 12:18:51 · answer #8 · answered by tjtwix1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you had a go and thats what counts
2006-11-30 20:09:54 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...that was excellent!
2006-11-30 11:16:05 · answer #10 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋