We were very poor when we were growing up. Thank god I was a boy otherwise I'd have nothing to play with.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "come on over, there is nobody home." I went over...Nobody was home.
My wife loves phone sex with me...just the other night she called me from her hotel room while she was having sex.
I told my psychiatrist that everybody hates. He said "don't be ridiculous, not everybody has met you yet."
When I was a kid, my parents moved around alot, I always found them.
Once, somebody stole our car. I asked my wife if she saw who it was. She said, "No, but I did get the license number".
My cousin is gay; I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
I asked him, "Who said you could fool around with my wife?" He said, "Everybody."
My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.
2006-11-30
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