Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2006

2006-11-29 12:31:12 · 19 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 12:30:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well can you?

2006-11-29 12:30:23 · 26 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 12:29:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it almost sounds like brittany spears... it's her w/ a guy

I really can't stay
*guy says something*(it's cold outside)
i really can't stay

with Stay said very high pitched. Thanks!

2006-11-29 12:29:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Okay I'm actually suprised more people haven't heard this - but whenever I tell it to someone they have no idea of the answer, so here goes...

A father and his son are driving in the car and get into a car accident. The injuries are extensive and they both are rushed to separate hospitals. As the boy is prepped for surgery, the doctor enters the room and says, "I can't operate on this boy - he's my son!" How is this possible?

2006-11-29 12:29:12 · 18 answers · asked by Stella Bing 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between the pages.

"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, "It's Adam's suit!!"



Bad Day of Golf

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"



The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."
"This will be noted."
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house.
"Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yeah they did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."



HOW MEN CAN IMPRESS A WOMAN

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go the end of the earth and back again for her.

HOW WOMEN CAN IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring beer.

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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each a woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts

2006-11-29 12:28:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i heard they were kinda nasty lookin but none the less i must look anyway just to say i seen them

2006-11-29 12:27:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-29 12:26:55 · 16 answers · asked by Al Bhed Princess 2 in Movies

ok this is wierd. hows he write bout everything going in the world now when he died?

2006-11-29 12:26:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-29 12:26:37 · 8 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

will you check out my blog, watch the vid, and tell me what you think? thanx

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-YUwkwmIic6fXS1StbY88TxhuESHOL84-?cq=1

2006-11-29 12:26:23 · 7 answers · asked by Shadowfyre 6 in Polls & Surveys

i know the whole deal about celebs being rich, and famous etc.
but do you really think its fair that they get special advantages over us just because they're famous?
take kylie minogue for example. as much as i love kylie, when she was in hospital, she had a whole ward to herself. everyone else from that ward got kicked out, and moved somewhere else. i mean, she only needs a bed for goodness sakes. not a whole ward. and .. there is such a thing as a waiting list for normal people, but how did she get treated so quickly? hmm ..
this sort of thing is not fair. they shouldnt get treated like they're better then us.
<3

2006-11-29 12:26:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-29 12:26:19 · 37 answers · asked by I think... 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hey, I need a good name for a school magazine. It should be good and meaningful. PLZZZZZZZZZ help. names in other languages also welcome.

2006-11-29 12:25:57 · 14 answers · asked by Neo 1 in Magazines

2006-11-29 12:25:44 · 15 answers · asked by Gyan Asamoah 1 in Polls & Surveys

do you like it?

2006-11-29 12:25:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 12:25:25 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

OK in this order, at Christmas, what/who is your favorite:
Movie
Song or Carol
Food
Thing To Do
People To Be With
Decorations
Place To Be

oh boy....I can't wait to hear what ya say...... :-)

2006-11-29 12:25:08 · 4 answers · asked by michael g 6 in Polls & Surveys

Sci-Fi, I think?

2006-11-29 12:24:49 · 8 answers · asked by titbit705 2 in Television

Went to see the film and there aren't any of the james bond generic features in the film at all. But none of the critics have said this so i thought it was just me.

2006-11-29 12:24:24 · 12 answers · asked by england all the way 1 in Movies

If you have 2 people and one tells lies and the other tells the truth what would you ask to find the truth telling one and the lieing one?
I am looking for a certiant answer.

2006-11-29 12:24:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A name for our class magazine. should have a good meaning and should be different.

2006-11-29 12:23:49 · 13 answers · asked by jebran_therock 1 in Magazines

i want to put a song on my profile but cannot find the song so i want to create a myspace for a band. how do i do that and put music on it?

2006-11-29 12:23:38 · 3 answers · asked by Cait G 1 in Music

Is the show lost, still on or has the season finale already passed? And if it does come on, what time and channel?(dont give me a channel number please)

2006-11-29 12:23:15 · 7 answers · asked by Kelsea S 2 in Television

http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/celebration/landing.html

I know I can't be one of them, however.

2006-11-29 12:23:13 · 13 answers · asked by Tet 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 12:22:50 · 23 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 12:22:48 · 14 answers · asked by Desert Rose 2 in Polls & Surveys

It goes like.....I could picture us in the living room....................................................................Theres nothing in this world I wouldn't do for you....{ all I know iz that avant is ft. in it}

2006-11-29 12:22:37 · 4 answers · asked by Miss-Boo-T-Full 1 in Music

2006-11-29 12:22:01 · 22 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Celebrities